Parody
Parody “In the end, we are our habits, so take time developing good ones. . . . Some of these are obvious. No joke, don’t smoke! Also, don’t type IMs while you drive. Get in the habit of sports...
...James Fallows, commencement address, Ursinus College, May 17, 2008...
...Get in the habit of sports and exercise—by your 10th reunion, you’ll know who has and hasn’t, and you’ll know even more each subsequent one...
...It’s fun to have feuds and enemies—I’ve had my share—but break the habit of nursing grudges...
...Get in the habit of being excited...
...Here’s one tip: Always write angry letters to your enemies, but never mail them...
...It’s a great big world, with no excuse for being bored...
Vol. 13 • June 2008 • No. 40
