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September 14, 2007 To: National Media From: Todd Harris, Communications Director Re: Primary Debate Calendar and Previous Sen. Thompson Commitments Now that Sen. Thompson is an announced...
...January 5, 2008: Johnston, Iowa: Des Moines Register and Iowa Public TV Debate Conflict: Weeklong replacement for Judge Judy...
...Florida: CNN/YouTube/Googlc debate Conflict: Ask Fred online chat on Yahoo...
...Suckers...
...January 30, 2008: Los Angeles, California: LA Times and CNN Debate Conflict: Fred and Jeri competing on So You Think You Can Dance, Celebrity Edition...
...November 6, 2007: Ames, Iowa: MSNBC debate Conflict: Live with Regis and Kelly taping...
...Note: also on PBS, so no disrespect to the brie and chablis crowd...
...Thompson wili be unable to participate in the following debates...
...As a result of these commitments, we regret to announce that Sen...
...Thompson has anything but the highest respect for the debate sponsors and his fellow candidates...
...Unfortunately, Sen...
...Though this does mean Sen...
...Thompson will not participate in any of the scheduled debates, no one should interpret this as signifying that Sen...
...Thompson has many previous commitments which have created some difficult and unavoidable scheduling conflicts...
...November 28, 2007: St...
...September 27, 2007: Baltimore, Maryland: PBS Debate Conflict: Taping hour-long Charlie Rose Show interview...
...September 17, 2007: Fort Lauderdale, Florida: Value Voters Debate Conflict: The Late Show with David Letterman...
...October 14, 2007: Manchester, New Hampshire: WMUR-TV debate Conflict: Coin-flipper for NBC Sunday Night Football...
...Thompson is an announced candidate for President, there has been some thought that he would participate in the full slate of forthcoming Republican debates...
...Petersburg...
...October 21, 2007: Orlando, Florida: Florida GOP and Fox News Channel Debate Conflict: Live guest-starring role as self on Desperate Housewives...
Vol. 13 • September 2007 • No. 1
