Parody
“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety....
...The bracelet has now been removed...
...Lindsay Lohan’s attorney, Blair Berk, July 24...
...Unfortunately, late yesterday, I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed...
...Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies...
...She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care...
Vol. 12 • August 2007 • No. 44
