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"After word arrived Tuesday afternoon that Jerry Falwell had suffered a fatal heart attack, Charlie Gibson was determined not to lead his newscast with the preacher's death. " 'It lends importance...
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...Later this evening, on According to Jim...
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...whose career was important to the first President Bush's election in 1988, shared with ABC News this evening his memories of George H.W...
...A young woman determined to make a difference...
...It lends importance to a figure whose legacy contained a lot of positives and a lot of negatives,' says the ABC anchor...
...ABC News has learned that former President George H.W...
...He was a controversial figure.'" —Washington Post, May 17 TRANSCRIPT ABC WORLD NEWS TONIGHT Charlie Gibson: Good evening...
...Cheryl discovers a lump on her breast and fears she might have cancer...
...Charlie Gibson: Penelope Baumgartner...
...You can learn more about Penelope and how she and her friends are helping the homeless by logging on to www.abcnews.go.com/wn...
...Willie Horton...
...We begin tonight with the story of a girl—a young woman, really—who saw the homeless and destitute wandering the streets of her comfortable hometown, Upper Montclair, New Jersey, and decided to do something about it...
...Charlie Gibson: We report some sad news for some Americans tonight...
...No cause of death was given, but the former president, whose single term in the White House contained a lot of negatives and a lot of positives, was 99 years old...
...But first these messages...
...Bush, his controversial presidency, and what his legacy might be...
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...Coming up next: An end to lip-reading for a famous American...
...We'll have that story a l\U\c later in the broadcast, and According to Jim can be seen tonight at 9 o'clock Eastern Standard Time on most ABC stations...
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...It venerates the subject to an extent that I didn't think belonged there...
...Her name is Penelope Baumgartner, she's 14 years old, and the program for the homeless she founded on the streets of one New Jersey community is now a nationwide model for teens who want to do something to help those whose American Dream has turned into a nightmare...
...Bush died earlier today at his summer home in Kennebunkport...
...But tonight there's good news from researchers at the National Institutes of Health, who have devised a simple test—a test that any woman can conduct herself—that experts say has a better than 50 percent chance of detecting some of the more curable cancers that will strike an estimated 100,000 American women just this year...
...That's a worrisome scenario for millions of American women...
...Maine...
Vol. 12 • May 2007 • No. 35
