Parodies
Parody Farrakhan Seeks Wider Role —Washington Post, October 18,1995 Parody The [Washington] Post and Herblock are forever intertwined. If The Post is his forum, he helped create it. And he has...
...Sure, I’m athletic, rich, and smart...
...31,1995 Parody The Christmas "form letter" is making a comeback —News item Parody As a child of the Depression, Morrison jokes, ‘I have bad dreams about eviction.’ So she maintains three residences...
...I hope she’s not going to leave a mark—though a small mark might humanize me . . . I hope I don’t doze off again...
...Parody San Francisco Chronicle executive editor Phil Bronstein was attacked by a Komodo dragon after he entered the giant lizard’s cage during a private tour of the Los Angeles Zoo arranged by his wife, actress Sharon Stone...
...But I can’t take part in the smiling frivolity of youth the way Tipper can...
...She hates that...
...Sometimes I think Hermann Hesse novels are my only friends...
...And he has been its shining light...
...Still, I must learn to loosen up...
...I shall graciously allow Tipper to nuzzle my neck...
...At right, her triplex apartment in Manhattan...
...photo caption in Time magazine’s cover story on novelist Toni Morrison, January 19, 1998 Parody Hillary Clinton implies that her husband's philandering ways may have grown out of the tensions he faced as a boy as a result of vicious feuding between his mother and grandmother...
...If Tipper were to keel over right now, that would make a fantastic personal growth anecdote for a convention speech someday...
...WHAT HE WAS THINKING “Nobody understands the secret torments of the Big Man on Campus...
...She’s obscuring my rugged jawline...
...I wish Tipper would move her head...
...Katharine Graham on "Herblock's Half-Century,"Washington Post, Dec...
...News item Parody Al Gore and Tipper in the late 1960s, in photos published on the front page of the June 21, 2000, New York Times...
...One Hundred Years Ago in THE WEEKLY STANDARD (1905) Two Hundred Years Ago in THE WEEKLY STANDARD (1805) Two Thousand Years Ago in THE WEEKLY STANDARD (V A.D...
...I see too deeply...
...I must try to appear as if I function at their level, for the sake of my political viability...
...News item Parody Parody Parody Parody From the archives of THE WEEKLY STANDARD...
...Fortunately, the chicks dig me just the way I am...
...And God knows I’m studly...
...I’m doing the best I can...
...I perceive too much...
...There, I’m smiling...
...I think I’m smiling...
Vol. 11 • September 2005 • No. 1
