The Kids' Clothes Make the Man?
Scrapbook The Kids’ Clothes Make the Man? It is, to coin a phrase, a mad, mad, mad, mad world. Terrorists bomb subways. Dictators not-so-secretly build nukes. Civil wars rage. And...
...And so it was Friday, July 22, when Givhan recoiled from the sickening display of “self-consciously crafted perfection” at the White House announcement of John Roberts as President Bush’s nominee for the Supreme Court...
...Everyone looks freshly scrubbed and adorable, just like they have stepped from a Currier & Ives landscape...
...And even if the Convention could be “judicially enforced” . . . well, that wouldn’t help Hamdan all that much, since the Convention “does not apply to al Qaeda and its members...
...Those seem to be the favorite of the cell block,’ Keller said...
...In other words: Bazelon’s chief criticism of Roberts is that he joined in a unanimous ruling which deferred, as appeals courts are supposed to do, to established precedent...
...And who among us would go anywhere in threads that do not acknowledge trends, popular culture or the passing of time...
...Of course, Bazelon notes, “O’Connor wasn’t writing about Geneva...
...It’s entirely within the president’s power, in a time of war, to establish military tribunals, and to prosecute sleazebag terrorists like Hamdan in them...
...just wrote a “blank check grant of power” to President Bush, allowing him “to try suspected terrorists without basic due-process protections...
...Her blond pageboy glistened...
...In the 21st century, washing children’s hair before TV appearances is out...
...Or, in still other words: Bazelon’s chief criticism of Roberts is that she disagrees with him— and with a whole host of other people, not a few of whom sit on the highest court in the land...
...In “Thank You, Mr...
...And this incarceration is terribly unfair, the al Qaeda member’s lawyers argue, because, as a prisoner of war, Hamdan is entitled to full protection under the Geneva accords...
...Still, “it’s close to impossible to square [O’Connor’s] stance with the panel’s opinion in Hamdan...
...President,” senior editor Emily Bazelon attacks a July 15 decision in which Roberts— who currently sits on the D.C...
...There was tow-headed Jack—having freed himself from the controlling grip of his mother— enjoying a moment in the spotlight dressed in a seersucker suit with short pants and saddle shoes...
...What wasn’t to be expected—Slate also being the sort of Internet magazine that caters to the right side of the bell curve—was that this criticism would make absolutely no sense...
...In the midst of the last of these crises THE SCRAPBOOK is especially grateful for the insights of Robin Givhan, fashion writer...
...His sister, Josie, was half-hidden behind her mother’s skirt...
...In November 2001, in Afghanistan, Northern Alliance troops captured Salim Ahmed Hamdan, whose last steady job was as Osama bin Laden’s chauffeur...
...And through their clothes choices, the parents have created the kind of honeyed faultlessness that jams mailboxes every December when personalized Christmas cards arrive...
...There we learn that jail is full of people who aren’t anything like New York Times reporters: “Her time is also occupied with reading from the prison library and watching CNN and Fox News when other prisoners do not keep the shared television on hip-hop and rap music videos...
...And sometimes, parents dress their children in clothes “which do not acknowledge trends, popular culture or the passing of time...
...And she “wasn’t writing about Guantanamo...
...The nominee was in a sober suit with the expected white shirt and red tie...
...Supreme Court precedent suggests as much...
...Circuit Court of Appeals—joined two of his colleagues to reverse a lower court’s decision enjoining Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld “from conducting any further military commission proceedings” against one Salim Ahmed Hamdan, formerly of Afghanistan...
...And we look forward to Givhan’s critique of the new justice’s robe, plainly a symbol of the dark, foreboding shadow his presence on the court casts over the new century...
...He’s been living in American military prisons ever since...
...In a shocking lapse of judgment, Givhan reports, the Roberts family failed to select its “attire from the commonly accepted styles of this century...
...Judges Roberts, A. Raymond Randolph, and Stephen Williams were following the Supreme Court—not Sandra Day O’Connor...
...Anyone “who values civil liberties” oughta be concerned...
...The children, of course, are innocents...
...Her blond pageboy glistened...
...We suspect that despite the fashion faux pas of his family, John Roberts will almost certainly be confirmed...
...They are dressed by their parents...
...Which stands to reason...
...Well, no...
...His wife and children stood before the cameras, groomed and glossy in pastel hues—like a trio of Easter eggs, a handful of Jelly Bellies, three little Necco wafers...
...It is this kind of insight that keeps THE SCRAPBOOK from canceling its Washington Post subscription...
...In the desire to be appropriate and respectful of history, the children had been costumed in it...
...Not true, the appellate court ruled, based on a truckload full of federal statutes and Supreme Court precedents...
...In dressing this way, Givhan continued, “the Roberts family went too far...
...Givhan’s musings grace the pages of the Washington Post “Style” section, where her specialty is allergic reactions to the clothing of people whose politics she disapproves of...
...And not true, the appellate court further ruled, that you can just walk into any court in the United States and invoke your rights “under the Geneva Convention”— because, according to still more Supreme Court precedents, the Geneva Convention “cannot be judicially enforced...
...Hamdan’s lawyers argue, too, that the system of military tribunals under which President Bush seeks to try their client—who “trained at the al Qaeda-sponsored al Farouq camp,” according to court documents— is altogether unconstitutional, as it violates the separation of powers...
...Dirty is the new clean...
...And she was wearing a yellow dress with a crisp white collar, lace-trimmed anklets and black patent-leather Mary Janes...
...Blank Slate No sooner had President Bush nominated John Roberts to the Supreme Court last Tuesday than Slate, the Internet magazine, published an attack on the nominee’s jurisprudence...
...Without Robin Givhan’s timely critique, we would have naively believed that the Roberts children looked “freshly scrubbed and adorable” simply because it was a big day for Dad, and that the Robertses would want their kids to look nice while sharing the White House stage for his media-saturated historic moment...
...Which was to be expected, we suppose, since finding fault with Bush is the publication’s animating editorial impulse...
...Because O’Connor didn’t speak for a majority of the Supreme Court,” Bazelon concludes, “she wasn’t making law...
...We’re betting, by the way, that the Roberts-is-too-harsh-on-terrorists attack won’t gain much traction, even among Judiciary Committee Democrats...
...But we reserve the right to run out of sympathy if her boss, executive editor Bill Keller, gives any more inane interviews like the one Editor & Publisher ran on July 18...
...The three-judge panel’s unanimous ruling, Bazelon harrumphs, is “seriously troubling...
...O’Connor wrote that international treaties may “contain provisions which confer certain rights...
...Maybe they should have thrown a clock around little Jack’s neck—a la Flava Flav—and accomplished all three at once...
...The horror...
...What’s troubling to Bazelon, though, is that “the panel’s reasoning” is “at odds with a stance that Justice O’Connor”— whom Roberts hopes to replace —“took this spring...
...Reporters Behind Bars THE SCRAPBOOK is appalled at the jailing of New York Times reporter Judith Miller in the ongoing investigation into the outing of Bush critic Joe Wilson’s CIA agent wife...
...Because Roberts & Co...
...True...
...And then there’s the fact that O’Connor Scrapbook wrote the above quote in a minority opinion...
Vol. 10 • August 2005 • No. 43
