A SMILE OR TWO
A Smile Or Two De Mortibns Upon the recent death in a Western town of a politician, who, at one time, served his country in a very high legislative place, a number of newspaper men were...
...What shall we say of the former Senator...
...A Smile Or Two De Mortibns Upon the recent death in a Western town of a politician, who, at one time, served his country in a very high legislative place, a number of newspaper men were collaborating on an obituary notice...
...Puck...
...Daddy—"I don't know...
...Daddy—"Oh, I don't know, dear...
...Prophecy Applicant—"Is there an opening here for a live-wire, hustling college man...
...Peggy—"Daddy, where do the Zeppelins start from...
...Oh, just put down that he was always faithful to his trust" "And," queried a cynical member of the group, "shall we mention the name of the trust...
...Did Her Best Teaciier--"Do you know the population of New York...
...Office Boy—"Naw, but there's goin' to be if I don't git me salary raised by ter-morrow night"—Life...
...The Sketch...
...Daddy—"I don't know...
...asked one of the men...
...Mamie Backbow—"Not all of them, ma'am, but then, we've only lived here two years...
...Couldn't Qualify Pecgy—"Daddy, what did the Dead Sea die of...
...Pkggt—"Daddy, when will the war end...
...Puck...
...Peggy—"I say, Daddy, who made you an editor...
Vol. 9 • August 1917 • No. 8
