A SMILE OR TWO
A Smile or Two H. C. of L. "Are you the ultimateVonsumer?" "I used to be. But now I'm the man who goes without."—Washington Star. * * * A Job for Willie "Oh, papa!" called Willie excitedly;...
...there's a big black bug on the ceiling...
...E called it "his fice...
...Look at the great cities of antiq-ity," exclaimed the lecturer...
...Christian'Register...
...we ask sympathetically...
...The "Growth" "I 'spect they refused .Tim cos o' that growth at the back of 'is nose...
...All right, son," said the professor, busy with his essay: "step on it and dou't bother me...
...Pearson's Weekly...
...Because," said another paper, "that is the only safe place to stand...
...Pathfinder...
...Why, some of them have perished so utterly that it is doubtful if they ever existed...
...then I crossed that with a corn-stalk and grew ears on it...
...E. F. Ladd, President of the North Dakota Agricultural College, relative to the difference paid to the farmer for his wheat, and the price paid by the consumer for bjs flour...
...Briefly Explained "Why have you named this corn the Jackrabbit variety...
...One carload of Feed D. wheat which brought the farmer $653.01 October 14th, was worth $992.00 in Minneapolis—and when milled the products are worth $1,060.15 wholesale, and $2,107.03 at retail...
...Passing Show...
...Not Doing: It Father—Tommy, stop pulling that cat's tail...
...Tommy—I'm only holding the tail, the cat's pulling it...
...The Farmer's Share SOME interesting statistics have been gathered by Dr...
...A Troubled Farmer "IT'S no use," sighs the nature wiz-1 ard...
...1 got started a few years ago on a whim of mine...
...Perhaps you didn't approach him at the zoological moment.—Roston Transcript...
...I may as well give up...
...Long ears...
...Louis Republic...
...Growth...
...No...
...I took a head of cabbage and crossed it with a white potato and grew eyes on it...
...Blunderby—Too bad, Dickey...
...An Old Master, Anyway Miss Manyyears — Yes, that was painted of me when I was a little girl...
...E never mentioned no growth to me...
...Mrs...
...then I crossed that with a squash and grew a neck on it...
...then I crossed that with a cocoanut and grew hair on it, but hanged if I can figure out what to do for a nose and mouth...
...1 Northern for which the farmer receives $1,526.75 October 14th, is worth $1,007.34 in Minneapolis, and produces mill products worth $2,034.88 wholesale and $2,558.47 at retail...
...They Did and Did They...
...The ship's officer was talking to the inquisitive old lady who was making her first sea trip...
...Mercy on us," exclaimed the lady...
...Consolations Nephew—I tried to get a raise today, aunt, but the boss refused it...
...Excuse me, it is my watch below...
...Where are they now...
...Louisville Courier-Journal...
...Safety First" Pays "Why," asked a Missouri paper, "does Missouri stand at the head in raising mules...
...Think of Noontime...
...Does your watch strike as loud as all that...
...Boston Transcript...
...Colonel Blunt1—Is it a Rubens or a Rembrandt?—London Opinion...
...Ladd prepared a bulletin on the 1916 wheats in which he sets, forth graphically the milling results: He scys that a carload of No...
...These figures indicate that tremendous sums of money find their way into the hands of some one standing between the farmer and the consumer...
...What is bothering you...
...There goes eight bells," he said...
Vol. 9 • January 1917 • No. 1
