Republicans Gone Wild, 2!
Durst, Will
Off the Map Will Durst Republicans Gone Wild, 2! If you're one of the millions still rolling on the floor in amazement at the greed and hypocrisy featured in last year's surprise hit, "REPUBLICANS...
...All your favorite 2007 moments are here...
...But you'll never forget this brand new, never-before-seen footage featuring their patented wide stances and narrow minds...
...Giuliani campaign, is charged with conspiracy to distribute a quantity of cocaine, carrying a possible sentence of twenty years in prison...
...Plus much, much more...
...Because you're not going to believe the extreme and hilarious action we've compiled for you in the brand new "REPUBLICANS GONE WILD, 2." You'll laugh...
...Now relive their blathering and blubbering at your leisure...
...Republicans never sleep...
...You've seen their breakdowns on television...
...Inhale as newly elected millionaire South Carolina Treasurer Thomas Ravenel, chair of the S.C...
...Here it is . . . the ultimate collection of the most crazed and sexed up elected official footage ever accumulated on one DVD...
...You'll cry...
...Thrill as Idaho Senator Larry Craig, Mitt Rom-ney's '08 GOP Senate coordinator, announces to the world "I am not gay...
...The crazy zany antics of Jack Abramoff, Mark Foley, Duke Cunningham, and Bob Ney will PALE next to this madcap collection of weird and wacky wildness...
...Then repeats it about eighty-seven times and thanks those in attendance "for coming out today...
...Get exclusive clips not available anywhere else...
...Wild solo gaffes...
...Become a member of the "REPUBLICANS GONE WILD Pioneers Club," and enjoy instant access to a special website and all the "REPUBLICANS GONE WILD" archives...
...Please, go away...
...Why should you...
...You've read about their exploits in the newspapers...
...Congressman-on-Congressman action...
...08 Presidential candidates hiding their faces behind their hands mumbling for Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig to "just go away...
...Guffaw as Robert W Allen, co-chair of John McCain's Florida legislative leadership team, is arrested for soliciting prostitution from an undercover police officer posing as a transvestite in a public park restroom but says he was intimidated into it due to being the only white guy in the area...
...You've witnessed their Family Values blustering for years...
...See them lie, deny, and just plain cry...
...I have never been gay...
...Off the Map Will Durst Republicans Gone Wild, 2! If you're one of the millions still rolling on the floor in amazement at the greed and hypocrisy featured in last year's surprise hit, "REPUBLICANS GONE WILD," throw that DVD away...
...Gasp as chastised Louisiana Senator David Vitter, Southern regional chair of the Giuliani campaign, admits to frequenting a house of prostitution, but avoids any further questions by saying the matter is between his family and God...
...24/7...
...At the malls, inside stalls, even in the halls of the Capitol...
...A hundred percent raw, real, and uncut...
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...REPUBLICANS GONE WILD, 2" has it all...
...You'll kiss any chance of their recapturing Congress goodbye...
...Updated daily...
...NOTE: "REPUBLICANS GONE WILD, 3" is being compiled by assistant DAs all over America as we speak...
...Comedian, actor, writer, former radio talk show host and all-you-can-eat-pancake flipper, Will Durst thinks while Senator Larry Craig may indeed be a homosexual, he is certainly not...
Vol. 71 • October 2007 • No. 10
