Women of the Year

Clinton, Kate

Unplugged Kate Clinton Women of the Year In my recent travels I saw an article in a local paper about a women's auxiliary luncheon to honor its volunteers. The headline was supposed to read "Women...

...Kate "so grateful for my career" Clinton is a humorist...
...She calmly brushed aside incoming from the Swift Boat Mothers for Sacrifice of Sons...
...Here are the women of the year: Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf, the president-elect of Liberia and the first woman elected in Africa, defeated George Weah, a soccer hero who had mobilized jobless young men and former militia in the fourteen-year civil war that destroyed the country's infrastructure and killed 200,000 people...
...The headline reminded me that it's been thirteen years since the much-ballyhooed Year of the Woman...
...No doubt a host of bad environmental and developmental choices have increased hurricane strength categorically...
...Mother Nature had quite a run of it this year...
...And then he insulted them by saying he "kicked their butt...
...Harriet Miers, or "Poor Harry" as she is known in my house, was more excruciatingly ill-suited for her appointment than Dan Quayle, and was cruelly blogged back behind the scenes of Bush world...
...It was so bad Bill Clinton and George the 41st began talking...
...The headline was supposed to read "Women of the Year," but because of a typo, it read instead, "Omen of the Year...
...Maureen Dowd revealed in her New York Times column the deep shallowness of her colleague Judith Miller when she described a contretemps of seating assignments at a press conference...
...Some might think cynically that bad karma for the 2000 "election" caused so many hurricanes to rip through Florida...
...Her challenge is to revive Germany's economy, make up with the U.S...
...Maybe that local headline was the work of a jaded typesetter about to be laid off, but certainly the omen of this heckuva year has been the dropping of the W. If his poll numbers drop any lower, they will be below freezing...
...are maddening in her coy, girlygirl affect...
...So the California Nurses Association hounded him in the press and at personal appearances and kicked his steroidal concaves...
...Besides real women, some fictional women need to get a shoutout...
...But her book tour interviews for Are Men Necessary...
...But get on your party hats, 2005 has been the "Year of More Than Just One Woman...
...He rolled back one of their legislative victories, which had limited the ratio of patients to nurses in hospitals...
...Angela Merkel, an East German politician, was made over into Germany's new chancellor, replacing Gerhard Schroeder...
...Geena Davis, as the first woman President, is doing some cultural carpet bombing for the notion that a woman could be President of this country...
...Just as Quayle made Bush I seem Presidential, Miers made Alito seem a welcome return to competent adulthood...
...Cindy Sheehan re-branded that "army of one" slogan, with her one-woman encampment outside the Bush bivouac in Crawford, Texas...
...To show her toughness, they don't call the series the more civilian Madame President but the more militaristic Commander in Chief, a fine point not lost on Hillary...
...But the catastrophic trifecta of hurricane, tsunami, and earthquake laid bare critical civil fissures...
...Now we know what it takes to get men to work together...
...Just write...
...and the E.U., and ride herd on a coalition government of Christian and Social Democrats...
...One such woman lives in my building...
...Since it was just one woman and they would never tell us who it was, I never got into that hoopla...
...And since I'm all about transparency, none of those Bob "I'm No Deep Throat" Woodward withholding tactics for me...
...The nurses of California would not be terminatored in Conan the Republican's ill-advised, expensive special election...

Vol. 70 • January 2006 • No. 1


 
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