A SMILE OR TWO
A Smile or Two Happy Lo "These things," said a real Mrs. Twickembury at the Mohonk Confer-once, "have mitigated constantly against the advancement of the Indians."—Christian liegistcr. * * * A...
...it's on a tray...
...Baltimore American...
...He told me it was his leg," said Pat.—National Monthly...
...What is it...
...Couldn't Be Bone A New Yorker tells of his sojourn at a certain hotel in the Carolina mountains...
...Training a Christmas tree to sprout its own presents...
...Can't you slip it under the door...
...he shouted...
...Lionel—No, blawsted luck...
...They Knew "My friends," said the orator, as be stood before the attentive audience, "I am full of uncertainty...
...An Old One In a New Setting Pat, a raw recruit, was fighting the allies at the River Oise -comrade in his regiment cat...
...I will not...
...he yelled back...
...After he had gone a few fee* a cannon ball took off the head of the man he was carrying...
...First the chef took sick, then some one stole our safety razors, and, to cap it all the pianola broke down.—Club-Fellow...
...To the rear with this man," said Pat...
...Here a number of boarding-house people in the front row looked at each other significantly, and hoarsely whispered: "He has been eating hash...
...Trite the words, but true...
...Lippincott's...
...asked a neighbor...
...Will you open the door...
...What's that...
...The Camper l)e Luxe Ar.oy — Did you enjoy yourself roughing it this summer, old top...
...A Chance For Burbank "Here's something for Burbank to try his hand on," said Smith, hopefully...
...Telegram fo' you, boss," replied the darky on the other side of the door...
...The blame liar...
...Successful Farming...
...Pat dropped his gun, caught up tht man, threw him over his shoulder and started for the hospital tents...
...What would we do...
...No, boss," was the response...
...What is the trr her mother anxio "Harold got Florence, with "and he sayr the present on Christ' panion...
...Here, you scamp," shouted a superior officer, "where are you going...
...If it came, say twice or more— Scot...
...The New Yorker was angered by this...
...Pat dropped the body and looked in amazement at it...
...Could We Survive Christmas comes but once a year...
...leg is shot away...
...by the coat tails and shoutea God's sake, take me to the rear...
...At about eight in the morning he was aroused from a sound slumber by a knocking on his door...
...Why, his head is shot off," exclaimed the officer...
...But in the roar and confusion of battle Pat didn't know it...
...Dealing In Futures Florence and Harold had bten playing on the lawn in the most friendly manner, when sudd'" trouble arose and Florence w the house crying as if would break...
Vol. 6 • December 1914 • No. 46
