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No Comment Dear Leader Provides From AP: "North Korea has ordered its citizens to be ready for a protracted war against the United States, issuing guidelines on evacuating to underground bunkers...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...Lost and Impound A recent article in the Clarion News of Pennsylvania mentioned that employees at an auto parts shop found a bag of marijuana in the store, and it offered this advice: "The owner of the marijuana can claim it by contacting state police at the Clarion Barracks...
...The Good Old Days Studentsatoneof North Carolina's larger Christian schools are reading "Southern Slavery, As It Was," a booklet that explains a biblical justification for slavery and "asserts that slaves weren't treated as badly as people think," reports the News & Observer...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...A Pundit's Idea of Fun "I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties...
...personnel have livedin the country since 2003 without injury...
...Compassionate Conservatism At the 109th Congressional Prayer Service from a Capitol Hill church in early January, members of Congress mentioned the deaths of Shirley Chisholm and Robert Matsui, as well as the toll from the Asian tsunami...
...I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning," said Ann Coulter in a January interview in The New York Observer...
...asked motorcycle daredevil Evel Knievel, after losing a case in the U.S...
...The Evolution of Testing Students who learn creationism rather than evolution in science courses in school districts in Kansas and Georgia will now have a revised SAT exam made especially for them...
...Iraqex admits Iraqisa"hostile environment," but notes its "U.S...
...Say No Evel "What good is law in the United States of America if five or six god damn bimbos are going to rule against it...
...citizens with college degrees...
...The Swift Report says that students "will no longer be tested on their ability to comprehend passages from scientific texts that are based on the controversial theory of evolution...
...No Comment Dear Leader Provides From AP: "North Korea has ordered its citizens to be ready for a protracted war against the United States, issuing guidelines on evacuating to underground bunkers with weapons, food, and portraits of leader Kim Jong Il...
...Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals...
...The story includes excerpts from the booklet, which called slavery "a relationship based upon mutual affection and confidence...
...Instead, they will read excerpts from writings on such creation-related topics as the six days in which God created the Earth or the Great Flood, then answer a series of questions to indicate how well they've understood the passages...
...Calling All Interns From PRWatch.org:O'Dwyer's PR Dailyreports that the Washington, D.C.-based Iraqex, "the company that inked a three-year, multimillion dollar dealto handlePR for coalition forcesinIraq,"isoffering internshipsinIraq for U.S...
...Mugabe's Weight Loss Plan Zimbabwe's government has a new plan to solve the food crisis threatening half its population with starvation: Attract obese tourists to work in the fields growing crops...
...I just think it would be fun to nuke them...
...Callingitthe "PR challenge of the decade," Iraqex wants internsto"monitor Iraqi media, develop press releases and media material, interact with Iraqi media for information requests, and pitch stories...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...Representative Tom DeLay, Republican of Texas, read Matthew 7:21-27, which compares anyone who does not obey God to "a fool who built his house on sand: The rain fell, the floods came, and the winds blew, and buffeted the house, and it collapsed and was completely ruined...
...The Obesity Tourism Strategy "wants to bring in obese tourists from overseas so that they can shed pounds doing manual labor on land seized from white farmers," reports The Sunday Times of London...
...A Zimbabwean state-run newspaper mentioned that "the tourists can then top it all by flaunting their slim bodies on a sun-downer cruise on the Zambezi or surveying the majestic Great Zimbabwe ruins...
Vol. 69 • February 2005 • No. 2
