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No Comment Green Card Game Contestants on a Spanish-language reality show are competing for an unusual prize: one year's assistance from immigration attorneys to help them get a green card for...
...Men Gone Wild From The Washington Post: "Decaf coffee, sensitivity training, roadside assistance, hybrid cars: These indicators of rampant 'metrosexuality' are enough to make real men fear for their very existence, say the macho editors at Maxim magazine...
...Of course, unlike real prisoners, nobody would be tortured...
...Weaker inmates would carry out light toil, while fitter inmates would 'kill themselves' with work in the sun during the day and spend the night in solitary confinement," said Josip Modric, an architect who is promoting the project, according to AP...
...The twelve-page document argues that without a listing under the Endangered Species Act of 1973, 'Man will surely succumb to the ravages of an effeminate, feng shui world-gone-mad.'" Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...We don't have the time...
...They don't go around peeing on the furniture and such...
...No Comment Green Card Game Contestants on a Spanish-language reality show are competing for an unusual prize: one year's assistance from immigration attorneys to help them get a green card for permanent U.S...
...residency...
...The site currently has target shooting, but Underwood hopes to offer deer to computer-based hunters...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...The player who duplicates the shot that killed Kennedy can win $100,000, reports The New York Times...
...They are contented and cheerful...
...Hunt and Click Texas resident John Underwood has built a platform for a rifle and camera that can be controlled by anyone in the world through the Internet, Reuters reports...
...Any farmer will tell you that certain animals run around and are unpleasant, but when they're fixed then they are happy and sedate...
...I thank God for Fox News Channel...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...You get in a debate with Barbara Mikulski or Barbara Boxer, and they'll take your head off...
...So they filed a petition with Interior Secretary Gale Norton and the Fish and Wildlife Service, demanding that man be declared an endangered species...
...Visitors will have the chance to live the life of a political prisoner...
...Minority Caucus Newly elected Senator Barack Obama, Democrat of Illinois, said that he is a "member of the smallest caucus in the Senate-the nonmillionaire caucus...
...Vacation from Hell Croatia may make its most infamous communist-era prison a tourist destination...
...Domesticated Democrats Grover Norquist, president of Americans for Tax Reform, offers his opinion on how Republicans and Democrats can get along post-election: "Once the minority of House and Senate are comfortable in their minority status, they will have no problem socializing with the Republicans...
...JFK Reloaded" lets competitors play the role of Lee Harvey Oswald, complete with sniper rifle...
...Thank God for Fox An excerpt from the Reverend Jerry Falwell's pre-Thanksgiving televised sermon: "I thank God now in the twenty-first century for talk radio, that three hours a day people like Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and hundreds of others are telling the truth of what really is going on...
...Gana la Verde- Win the Green-is a top-rated program among eighteen-to-forty-nine-year-old Latino viewers...
...He also said there was only one woman Senator when he started: "We got sixteen or seventeen now, and you can't shut them up...
...There are no drunks in the United States Senate now...
...The current state statutes don't cover this sort of thing...
...Oswald Wannabes A new video game recreates President John F. Kennedy's assassination in 3-D detail...
...This is the first one I've seen," said Texas Parks and Wildlife Department Director Mike Berger...
...I thank God for the Internet bloggers and the news producers like NewsMax.com, WorldNetDaily.com, even The Drudge Report...
...A Fond Farewell "We had five drunks or six drunks when I got here," said South Carolina Democratic Senator Fritz Hollings during his farewell speech to the Senate...
Vol. 69 • January 2005 • No. 1
