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No Comment GOP Gridlock "It's extremely difficult to govern when you control all three branches of government," said John Feehery spokesman for House Speaker Dennis Hastert, reports The Washington...
...The Cheney Seal of Approval "The story of Wal-Mart exemplifies some of the very best qualities in our country-hard work, the spirit of enterprise, fair dealing, and integrity," said Vice President Dick Cheney...
...Queer Eyes on the Straight Guy The Fox network is calling its new reality show "a heterosexual male's worst nightmare...
...Stewing Over the Melting Pot "I reject the idea of multiculturalism...
...No Comment GOP Gridlock "It's extremely difficult to govern when you control all three branches of government," said John Feehery spokesman for House Speaker Dennis Hastert, reports The Washington Post...
...I want my garage door opener to work, too," said Colonel Russell F Miller, commander of the 96th Communication Group...
...Radio Jam A new military radio system is jamming remote-control garage doors near Eglin Air Force Base in Florida, reports the AP Air Force officials said technicians will try to run the system at slightly different frequencies to prevent the problem...
...Not in the Mood From Reuters: "Riots that dominated a G-8 summit in Genoa [Italy] in 2001 suppressed the sex drive of its residents and led to a sharp decline in births in the city...
...Frontier Friendliness From the San Francisco Chronicle: "Russian border guards are under orders to wipe those scowls off their faces and smile more...
...Once you get into this multicultural crap, this bunk, you run into a problem," said Maryland Governor Robert Ehrlich on a radio program, reports The Washington Post...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...Visitors to the site can pay $15 a month to view the explicit videos of Ellingsen making love with his twenty-one-year-old girlfriend, Leona Johansson...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...Ellingsen admitted that the website has not yet made a profit...
...Tilting the Balance Editor & Publisher reports that The Post-Crescent of Appleton, Wisconsin, asked its readers to send in letters to the editor in support of President Bush to compensate for the many faultfinding letters: "If you would like to help us 'balance' things out, send us a letter, make a call, or punch out an e-mail . . . We'd love to hear from you...
...A spokeswoman for the company said Ehrlich considered changing the slogan...
...Enviro Porn From Agence France Presse: "Two young Norwegian environmentalists have created a pornographic website in an attempt to raise money for various organizations working to protect the environment...
...Conveniently Forgotten "The Honduras issue is ancient history," said a Democratic Congressional staffer, regarding the controversial past of John Negroponte, Bush's nominee for ambassador to Iraq...
...Seriously, Dude, I'm Gay follows two straight men who try to convince people they are gay...
...Vadim Shibayev, spokesman for the Russian Federal Security Service, said the directive was issued after complaints about the surly and rude guards...
...While Negroponte was ambassador to Honduras from 1981 to 1985, he covered up human rights abuses committed by a CIA-trained Honduran battalion, according to The Baltimore Sun...
...Another Defeat for Terrorists Despite complaints of insensitivity toward the victims of September 11, a Pennsylvania-based pest control company refuses to change its advertising slogan, "Ehrlich, The 911 of Pest Control," reports the Philadelphia Inquirer...
...But if we did that," said Lynne S. Gerlach, "then we thought we were giving the terrorists a victory...
...After the men try to pass for gay, they will be put to a "jury of their queers," according to the Fox press release, reports The Washington Post...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...I think this is a very honorable way of raising money for environmental causes,' said Tommy Hol Ellingsen, the twenty-seven-year-old creator of the www.fuckforforest.com website...
Vol. 68 • July 2004 • No. 7
