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No Comment And That's the Way It Is "I do think one of the factors was we were of different sexes. That doesn't mean I wouldn't have been happy to be married to several friends I had of the same...
...David Huether, chief economist for the National Association of Manufacturers, said he had heard that some economists wanted to count hamburger flipping as manufacturing, which he noted would produce statistics showing more jobs in what has been a declining sector of the economy...
...MSNBC's Countdown with Keith Olbermann printed the divine conversation...
...Herd journalism has grown tremendously in my reportorial lifetime, and particularly in the last ten or twelve years...
...Measure of Success "We are heroes in error," Ahmad Chalabi told the London Daily Telegraph about his Iraqi National Congress, which provided misleading intelligence to the Bush Administration in order to justify the war in Iraq...
...Pack Mentality "Particularly when covering politics, American journalism needs a spine transplant," Dan Rather told The Dallas Morning News...
...Dot-com Dump Failuremag.com reports on the latest development in online dating: "Breakupservice.com offers two basic services: a 'Dear John letter (sent by certified mail) which expresses the intentions of the individual wishing to end the relationship...
...Pot Plant "An assistant principal who was trying to get a student expelled admitted planting marijuana in the boy's locker...
...We'll pass those good words on...
...It just never came up in our particular relations," said Walter Cronkite when asked about the longevity of his marriage, reports the San Francisco Chronicle...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...Selling Apathy Clothing retailer Urban Outfitters is catching heat for selling a new T-shirt that reads "Voting Is for Old People...
...The Associated Press reports that Urban Outfitters defended the slogan in a statement: "However 'open-ended' and 'ambiguous' some have felt the message to be, by offering it for sale in our stores, we clearly never intended to discourage people from actually voting...
...Representative Tom Cole, Republican of Oklahoma, speaking to a group of Republicans on February 28: "If George Bush loses the election, Osama bin Laden wins the election...
...You talked to the President, and he talks to you anyway...
...An excerpt: "We know you don't take sides in the election...
...It will be interpreted that way by enemies of the United States around the world...
...It's that simple...
...or a 'Happy Ending' counseling call, in which a 'breakup specialist' delivers the news over the phone...
...Police say Pat Conroy told them that he placed the marijuana in the locker at South Haven [Michigan] High School last year because he suspected the boy was a drug dealer and wanted him expelled," reports the Associated Press...
...That doesn't mean I wouldn't have been happy to be married to several friends I had of the same sex...
...Manufacturing Jobs A White House report suggests the possibility of reclassifying fast food jobs as manufacturing jobs, reports The New York Times...
...I see...
...Direct Line to God During his introduction to President Bush at the Republican Governors Association meeting, Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee got an important call on his cell phone-from God...
...As far as we're concerned, we've been entirely successful," Chalabi said...
...What do you think Hitler would have thought if Roosevelt would've lost the election in 1944...
...I do not exclude myself from that...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...A Vote for Osama...
...Yes, sir...
...For an additional fee, the company will retrieve stuff left at a former partner's house...
...But if you did, we kind of think you'd hang in there with us, Lord, we really do...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
Vol. 68 • April 2004 • No. 4
