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Clinton, Kate
UNPLUGGED Kate Clinton Getting Steamed The annoying El Niftoistas danced a brisk "We told you so" to an Apoca-lypso beat the day forty-eight inches of snow fell on Denver. The magnitude of the...
...Unlike the men who were photographed alone, Graham and Albright appeared with their staffs, apparently unable to handle the photo-shoot by themselves...
...Not since I mistakenly clicked onto an MSNBC special on the Kate "It wasn't a correction, it was an opportunity" Clinton is a humorist...
...Don't show me the monty...
...And I don't blame her...
...These reviews sounded like the neighbors' description of the homicidal maniac next door...
...A couple of tapes of Ted and Jane sleeping in the Lincoln Bedroom...
...The air over New York City has been overheated for months...
...I think the heat wave was caused by the huge amounts of hot air spewing from the national mall when the Promise Creepers stood in their GAP shirts for the Million White Man Mingle...
...Newt's got a little peephole and late at night you can hear him urging, "Come on, baby, show Newtie your contract...
...The El Niftoistas also attribute the unseasonably balmy Northeast fall to the warm waters off Mexico...
...Chief meteorologist Alan Greenspan, with pointers and clickers, explains global market warming, working backwards in front of a blank blue wall...
...Patricia Ireland, the president of NOW, one of the few women to rain on the non-parade, was burned at the stake, which also fanned the Fahrenheit a few degrees...
...Seems some of the White House tapes were mislabeled...
...You know they are taping those...
...Somehow there was also Al Gore's tape of Ellen's coming-out episode, which Dan Quayle likes to play backwards»and show Ellen going back into her closet...
...Personally, I think it was Mother Nature's farewell tribute to John Denver...
...I can't look at the guy anymore...
...I felt like that annoying Von Trapp kid after Julie Andrews teaches him "Do, a deer, a female deer," and he whines: "But tit doesn't mean anything...
...Janet Reno is steamed...
...Vanity Fair's special issue on the sixty-five most powerful Americans had two women—The Washington Post's Katharine Graham and Secretary of State Madeleine Albright...
...My temperature rose again leafing through Life magazine's 100 movers and shakers of the millennium and found there was not one woman listed...
...I'm not the only one adding a little estrogen-laced steam to the atmosphere...
...He was quiet, worked hard, loved his family...
...Speaking of hot air, President Clinton, voiceless from partying all night with his fiftieth-birthday bride, barely broke a sweat on global warming...
...Even the intrepid Village Voice writer Donna Minkowitz, who went undercover, said she had a nice time and seemed more excited about passing as a guy than what passed as compassion...
...I got steamed...
...Most of the reviews written by women were basically puff pieces: You know, we disagree with the things they stand for, but they seemed like nice enough guys...
...Wall Street is in the eye of the storm with more high pressure and precipitous drops than the Weather Channel in a hurricane...
...The magnitude of the storm was not measured in inches per hour but by the fact that—gasp!—the Broncos couldn't fly out of the airport...
...I don't...
...distinguishing features of the Presidential peepee...
...That day C-SPAN was part of my required viewing, and unfortunately, C-SPAN insisted on protecting its G-rating and did not follow the Lesbian Avengers when they marched bare-chested through the throngs...
...There was a tape of Chelsea's sixteenth birthday party...
Vol. 61 • December 1997 • No. 12
