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n o C o m m e n t Three Strikes From a story in the Chicago Tribune on former Congressman Dan Rostenkowski, who voted for House Joint Resolution 648, which restricts the possibility of early...
...Before its passage, he could have been sprung in as little as six months...
...The reason he has a lot of gay friends is because they are kind to him and they don't ask for anything...
...An America On-line survey recently found one out of four men would trade five years of their life for a full head of hair...
...They want to be noticed by important people...
...All the famous German politicos took a hand in trying to bring the country back to world status, but all were failures...
...Yet he formed a coalition he called the Nazis, and he began to reconstruct what he called the 'fatherland.' He and his group built highways, railways, created jobs, prosperity, and became a national German hero...
...Mayor Rudy Giuliani last month nixed a city plan to make the 175-foot-high garbage heap a tourist attraction...
...This is not a joke, the USA patent just got approved...
...Forget the Milk A health-club advertisement in The Village Voice: "If you think a cigarette tastes good after sex, try one after the treadmill...
...They're very down-to-earth, and he's comfortable with them...
...New York Tourism An item in USA Today: "New York state and city officials announced a plan to close the Fresh Kills landfill, the nation's largest, by 2001...
...Look on the Bright Side An editorial column in the Mineral County Independent News of Hawthorne, Nevada, on the controversy surrounding a comment by Marge Schott, majority owner of the Cincinnati Reds baseball team, that "Hitler wasn't bad when he started": "How bad was Hitler when he started...
...After World War I, into the twenties, Germany was a shambles...
...When I go out to dinner with him, we don't get to eat because there are no private moments...
...How better to be noticed than to rebuild the German army...
...Along came a pint-sized house painter from Austria yet, and he started his preaching in beer halls...
...It is a stint he must serve to near-entirety, thanks to HJR 648...
...The distributional data is notoriously bad, he argues...
...Go for the Big Game An item in The Washington Post: "Treasury Secretary Robert E. Rubin wasn't able to stop by Representative Helen Chenoweth's 'Wild Game Gourmet Feast' Wednesday night...
...Particularly disturbing to economists was the wage gain, which was broad-based across the job market and a potential omen of a wage-driven upward push in consumer prices...
...Everyone's a Critic Dallas Cowboys offensive lineman Nate Newton, quoted in The Dallas Morning News on a report enumerating the Cowboys' legal and ethical problems, including activities at a house he and a teammate allegedly rented: "We got a little place over here where we're running some whores in and out, trying to be responsible, and we're criticized for that, too...
...He didn't send regrets...
...This would be a very strange thing for Republicans to be making a case about,' says Martin Feldstein, chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers under President Reagan and an adviser to Mr...
...Frontiers of Free Enterprise A press release from Kevis of Beverly Hills: "Sean Connery had lost most of his hair, due to male-pattern baldness...
...n o C o m m e n t Three Strikes From a story in the Chicago Tribune on former Congressman Dan Rostenkowski, who voted for House Joint Resolution 648, which restricts the possibility of early parole: "Rostenkowski is scheduled Monday to enter the federal facility in Rochester, Minnesota, to begin a seventeen-month sentence for corruption...
...The Dismal Science From a Reuters wire-service story on a June dip in the unemployment rate accompanied by an expanding job market: "The combination of more jobs, less unemployment, and higher pay was bad news on Wall Street...
...These are not numbers that are inherently scary, but they're going in the wrong direction,' added economist David Wyss of DRI/McGraw-Hill...
...Pleasesend original clippings or photocopies and give name and date a! publication...
...Dole...
...The active ingredient is found on the tip of human sperm and costs over $30,000 per kilo...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or relunw...
...however, Sean Connery has been using 'sperm shampoo' to grow his hair back...
...The 3,000-acre dump on Staten Island is blamed for foul odors and health problems...
...just as sperm penetrates an egg, Kevis penetrates the hair cuticle and follicle...
...At Crunch Fitness, you won't feel self-conscious no matter who you are or how you choose to live your life...
...Kevis is very expensive...
...Even if you conclude that inequality is worsening, 'it's just a fact of life, so let's move on to other things.'" Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...A 'Last Minute Reminder' came through on his executive secretary's private-number fax machine that day, nudging him to attend the fundraiser for the freshman Idaho Republican...
...Dole to steer clear of this distributional quagmire...
...Now You Know Dennis Rodman's mom, quoted in an Associated Press story about her son: "I know he's not gay...
...The Facts of Life__ From a story in the Wall Street Journal on the theory that economic inequality gets worse during times of faster growth: "Many conservative economists urge Mr...
...He was struck with a disease contagious to many men of smaller stature—some of them in American politics even today...
...Once he got going he didn't seem able to stop...
...It was only $500 per PAC...
...Is Sperm Shampoo a Hollywood Secret...
...But when he goes with the gay friends, they let him be himself and he can enjoy his food...
Vol. 60 • September 1996 • No. 9
