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NO COMMENT Science Fiction Fan Meets Orwell From the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel: 'A fourteen-year-old Green Bay hoy who wore an American flag at school with the phrase "star-spangled lie' written...
...Virginia: "The riverside farm where George Washington romped as a boy...
...Wisconsin: "'West Bend police said a detective went to talk to the man Tuesday about an unrelated matter...
...Let them act like animals . . . instead of coddling and treating them well.'" The War at Home General John Shalikashvili, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, quoted on the cover of Military Review: "We don't win unless CNN says we win...
...President Clinton Tuesday prohibited companies from getting new federal contracts if thev have hired illegal immigrants...
...Civics Lesson _ From a story in the Los Angeles Times on a failed effort by state representative Mickey Conroy...
...Nebraska, on Herald Clark, head of the state prison system...
...Frontiers of Free Enterprise An Associated Press item datelined Stafford...
...So I just put up with it...
...and where legend has it the first U.S...
...He already had a license to carry four semiautomatic handguns...
...Do As I Say . . . From the Chicago Sun-Times: "Looking to fulfill his promise to tighten enforcement of immigration laws...
...The thirty-acre Wal-Mart property would overwhelm the fifteen-acre historic site, with the actual store—and its promised colonial-style facade—sitting alongside the preserved foundation...
...They just didn't get it.'" Big Defense From the sports pages of the Chicago Tribune: "Lawrence Phillips, star Nebraska running back, pleaded no contest last fall to attacking a former girlfriend...
...Frontiers of Social Policy From a story in the Hastings Tribune of Hastings...
...Airline officials are still investigating the incident, but believe the hamburger may have been part of a specially requested meal...
...government and UFOs...
...Whatever happened, happened...
...The boy wore the flag as a cape...
...72 passengers and seven crew members aboard flight 480 exited the Boeing 757 by sliding down emergency slides shortly after landing...
...One person twisted an ankle and was treated at a local hospital...
...He knew that such a statue was missing from a McDonald's restaurant in the area...
...Big Mac Attack From a story in the Chicago Tribune: "A greasv hamburger left in a jet's galley oven forced a Northwest Airlines flight bound for Tampa to make an emergency landing at Detroit Metropolitan Airport after the meat started smoldering...
...Two large plastic sheep were found grazing in the kitchen...
...When the man let him in, the detective also saw a baby Jesus figure with a champagne glass in one hand—held in place by a rubber band—and an earring piercing one plastic ear, police said...
...Pit-use send original clippings or photocopies and give name ami date of publication...
...he got the idea for the cape from a book he had read about the U.S...
...NO COMMENT Science Fiction Fan Meets Orwell From the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel: 'A fourteen-year-old Green Bay hoy who wore an American flag at school with the phrase "star-spangled lie' written on the white stripes could face a felony flag-desecration charge, police said Friday...
...The nation might have the 'mother of all crime waves' by the end of the century, when the country experiences a large increase in the number of fourteen-to-seventeen-year-old males...
...1 can't worry about that now.' Phillips said over the weekend at the NFL Rookie Combine...
...Take Two Aspirin An Associated Press item datelined Albany, New York: "An emergency room doctor took his case all the way to New York's highest court after his application to carry five firearms was denied...
...I'm just going to go on about my life...
...Republican of Orange County, to bring back paddling in the California schools: "Moderate Republicans in the Assembly broke ranks with their conservative colleagues and helped administer a stinging rebuke to [the] controversial bill . . . 'You had a bunch of young freshmen Republicans raised in the 1960s who never knew the benefits of corporal punishment.' Conroy said...
...I'm trying to put that behind me...
...Model Thief_ From a story in the Chicago Tribune on a man suspected of stealing statues from businesses in West Bend...
...The order also prohibits employers from using the threat of sanctions as a reason to discriminate on the basis of ethnic origin...
...These kids, far more dangerous and violent than the generation before, will be like teen-age wolf packs,' Clark said...
...Wal-Mart, the discount retailer, plans a new store atop part of the old Washington farm...
...Submissions cannot he acknowledged or returned...
...The man opened the door and the detective saw Ronald McDonald waving in the living room...
...Just last month, NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue [announced] that the league . . . "has put itself in a good position to tackle domestic violence.' 'They plan on drafting me and paying me some money," said Phillips...
...Jerald O'Brien told the licensing officer that he wanted to carry more guns because 'it makes me feel better.'" Readers are invited to submit So Comment items...
...The baby Jesus and the sheep had been stolen from a leather company's nativity scene in 1993...
...Nebraska needs to position itself ahead of that curve.' That brought a comment from Senator Dan Lynch of Omaha...
...Why don't they just give them parachutes and drop them down in a jungle in Brazil if they want to be wolf packs...
...The charge carries a maximum sentence of two years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000...
...President chopped down his father's cherry tree, could soon be part of a less quaint American legend...
Vol. 60 • April 1996 • No. 4
