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NO COMMENT Frontiers of Technology From an advertisement in MucWorld magazine lor Parsoft flight-simulation software: "A-10 Cuba! ... is locked, cocked, and ready to rock. Pepper tanks with a big...
...Plug in A-W Cuba...
...This club is based on the number of first-service cows a technician has artificially inseminated in his career...
...who belongs to the Christian Coalition, who has not been approached about doing a situation comedy, who has not been glorified by Hollywood, who has not had a chance to do interesting things like that.' " More Great Ideas Arizona legislator Bill McGibbon, quoted in an item in the Detroit Free Press: " 'It's kind of a shame to allow healthy organs to be tossed out.' . . . explaining his proposal that death-row prisoners get a choice: die by lethal injection or have death inflicted by the removal of vital organs for transplant...
...Worst-Case Scenario Gary Deland...
...quoted in the Chicago Tribune on "the city's controversial new 'enchilada red' central library, designed by Mexican architect Richard Legorreta . . . 'The Spanish culture is beautiful, but sometimes you can go overboard...
...62 percent of the stories about tobacco were anti-smoking until the Reader was bought...
...These people came to San Antonio to escape the Mexican influence.' " Higher Learning A storv in Washington Monthly, summarized in a Chicago Tribune media column: "Stories warning about the dangers of smoking dropped off in the schoolchildren's magazine Weekly Reader after the publication was bought by RJR Nabisco, a conglomerate with holdings that include a tobacco company...
...Civics Lesson Former San Antonio city-council member Helen Dut-mar...
...today and defend the world's innocent—while there's still time...
...Lifetime-Achievement Award An item in the Reedsburg 'Limes of Reedsburg, Wisconsin: "Accelerated Genetics, Baraboo...
...Pepper tanks with a big gun, and transform MiGs into piles of smokin' garbage...
...Submissions cannot be ucknow ledc-cd or returned...
...Footprints and tire tracks linked her to six other fires, investigators said...
...Please send original clippings or photm opies and gi\ e name and date oj publication...
...Upstaged Representative Scott Klug, Republican of Wisconsin, in U.S...
...Readers are united to submit Xo Comment items...
...By that afternoon, ticket agencies were reselling them for as much as $400 apiece...
...former Utah director of corrections, quoted in the Chicago Tribune on the special holding cell where John Albert Taylor awaited execution by firing squad: "The last thing you want is for somebody to commit suicide before executing them...
...Mission Impossible From a New )'ork limes article headlined Mu.iixr'i Pi.1 is Ni w Emphasis on Sai i i .: "While public concern is focused on the safety of the 20.000 American troops cautiously moving into Bosnia, the Pentagon is taking steps to prevent more than 1.000 deaths the peacetime military suffers each year from car crashes, sickness, suicide, and murder...
...It's easier to round up homeless people...
...I have another sister, by the way...
...Frontiers of Free Enterprise An Associated Press item datelined Austin, Texas: "Hundreds of loyal fans of Bruce Springsteen . . . joined long lines for concert tickets over the weekend, but they went home emptv-handed and angry because ticket agencies had paid about 100 homeless people to camp out for wads of tickets...
...Blow up ships, bridges, things, buildings, fuel depots, factories, and more things...
...News and World Report on why Sonny Bono isn't in his lawmakers' rock band: "If Sonny does it, we become Sonny's backup band...
...Cinderella Story Newt Gingrich, quoted in an Associated Press storv on his lesbian sister's guest appearance on the television show Friends: " 'She's my sister and I'm delighted that she is a success,' the House Speaker said...
...After that, only 24 percent were anti-smoking...
...Outpost Cuba: Missions at Ouantananw Buy adds more action-packed missions and many new features to A-W Attack!—the new standard in combat realism...
...We're trying to integrate violence-prevention into everything we do.' " Thanks, Mom An item in California Lawyer magazine, titled Arson and Oi d Lacl: "Sixty-year-old Joy Classman admitted setting five fires in the Shasta Trinity National Forest to further the career of her unsuspecting son, a seasonal firefighter who was paid on a per-blaze basis...
...said Brigadier General R. Dennis Kerr, a Vietnam and Persian Gulf war veteran who heads the Army's human-resources office...
...Tt all depends on which purse and what I'm wearing.' Marion Hammer says...
...Everybody has a fair chance to be first in line.' said [Showtime Tickets owner Kent] Taylor, who said he often hires the homeless for such transactions...
...announced that Ken Kohlmeyer, Reedsburg, has entered the 20,000 Cow Club...
...They're more flexible than people who work.' " Dressed to Kill_ From an Associated Press story datelined Tallahassee, Florida: "The first woman to lead the National Rifle Association carries Florida's first concealed-weapons permit and every day packs either a Colt Detective .38-caliber or a Beretta 9 mm...
Vol. 60 • March 1996 • No. 3
