A SMILE OR TWO
A Smile or Two Insulting an Irishman In Dublin a car driver was caught by a zealous policeman in the act of driving furiously. The policeman stopped him and said: "Ye must give me yer...
...Tim was moved to pity...
...Tim Sullivan of Tammany fame tells of a young philosopher he encountered not long ago on the street...
...The midnight visitor looked injured...
...the little girl asked eagerly.—Ex...
...One day the mother gave Dot a nickel...
...Son," asked the Tammanyite, "don't all those papers make you tired...
...Her Ship Came In The mother, a widow with six children, had more energy than money...
...Aha...
...Sir," protested the policeman, "I said only two hundred...
...Detroit Saturday Night...
...The fine is two hundred marks," said the policeman...
...Just wait till my ship comes in," she would say assuringly...
...This lad was of diminutive size, and carried under his arm such a load of newspapers that the Hon...
...The Golden Gate The center gateway in the Brandenburger Tor in Berlin is reserved for the exclusive use of the Kaiser...
...It was an unheard of happening...
...Well, you've got my watch," he said...
...Phat is yer name, now...
...Do you mean to say you woke me up for that...
...Practical Zoology Teacher was telling her class little stories in natural history, and she asked if any one could tell her what a groundhog was...
...The policeman stopped him and said: "Ye must give me yer name...
...It is elastic enough," replied the Grouch...
...I won't give ye me name," said the driver...
...Everybody's...
...New York Telegraph...
...Prisoner—"You have, your honor...
...Has your ship come in...
...But 1 won't give ye me name," said the driver...
...I wan'sh know the time," said the reveler...
...New York Sun...
...Why He Wanted to Know A pawnbroker was awakened in the middle of the night by a furious knocking at his door...
...Now, sir...
...asked the Old Fogy...
...Well, Carl, you may tell us what a groundhog is...
...Why don't they make It more adhesive...
...asked the angry policeman...
...How dare you...
...Sweet Revenge Judge—"It seems to me that I have seen you before...
...Sure and I will," said the policeman...
...Immune The Hon...
...know," replied the American, "but I am coming back again...
...An American visitor drove through the sacred space in bis automobile and was promptly arrested...
...Yer name appears to be oblitherated...
...Borne and State...
...Opening the window he looked out and asked: "What's the matter...
...The pawnbroker hastened downstairs and peeped around the door...
...That's always the way," exclaimed Pat...
...I taught your daughter singing lessons...
...But -" "Come down...
...Ireland niver got justice yit...
...Up went a little hand, waving frantically...
...He went round to the side of the car where the name ought to have been painted, but the letters had been rubbed off...
...said the policeman, "now ye'll get yersilf into worse disgrace than ever...
...Please ma'am, it's sausage...
...Tis O'Brien...
...Come down," demanded the knocker...
...he demanded...
...Ye're wrong...
...I can't read...
...Saturday Evening Post...
...Nope," cheerfully replied the bit of humanity...
...For instance, your friends in Cork are in bed and fast asleep by this time, while we are enjoying ourselves la the early evening...
...The American handed the policeman four hundred marks...
...Discrimination "There's a difference in time, you know, between this country and Europe," said a man in New York to a newly arrived Irishman...
...Cincinnati Times Star...
...Yell get yersilf into trouble," said the policeman, "if ye don't give me yer name...
...Ye'd "better find out," said the driver...
...Judge—"Thirty years...
...Need of Glue "Don't you think that we should have a more elastic currency...
...Little Dot asked frequently for things which her mother could not give...
...New York Evening World...
...roared the driver...
Vol. 5 • February 1913 • No. 6
