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NO COMMENT White Men Can't Win From a sports story in the Wisconsin State Journal: "Stan Van Gundy isn't sure that the University of Wisconsin should renew its annual basketball date with the...
...At 12:45 a.m., a suspicious person was reported at the Physical Education building screaming and walking in circles on the second floor...
...You look out and see five white guys and say, 'Oh God, you should kick the crap out of them.' Campus Crime Spree A night's work by the University of Southern California Public Safety Department, as published in the student newspaper, the Daily Trojan: "At 1:30, a theft was reported at Taco Bell...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...Hospital...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...Bill Clinton is Jell-o...
...Congress should learn from a bunch of prisoners who provided some justice in America...
...Beating them would be a hell of a win for us,' the Badgers' first-year coach said Monday...
...to 'make the sacraments available on-line for the first time.' . . . Microsoft disavowed the hoax on Friday after receiving calls from people who thought it might be true...
...an emcee] said of Linda, 'she plays as beautifully as she looks,' introducing her...
...Buddy is recovering from a bite on the neck...
...Reinventing Government After serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer was beaten to death by a fellow inmate, Representative James A. Traficant, Democrat of Ohio, announced that Dahmer "should have been sentenced to death by a jury...
...Ten Days to the Top From a faxed press release: "Donald Trump's star entertainer at the fabulous Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, Miss Linda Genteel, has been voted 'Entertainer of the Year,' for the second straight year...
...Microsoft chief Bill Gates [promised...
...Newt is the mold...
...In a game dominated by African-American players, ten of the fourteen players are white...
...A student took a rubber Taco Bell mat and attempted to flee the location in a waiting vehicle...
...She has just developed a new piano video course, How to Play the Piano in Ten Days Like Liberace Taught Me...
...The Internet is not just about cyber-commerce and profiteering anymore,' says Steve Joyner, the director of Operation...
...DPS officers transported the subject to the hospital...
...We're the kind of people that can make their advertisers happy.' " Presidential Wiggle Gerald Manheim, professor of political communications at George Washington University, analyzing the results of the midterm elections in The New York Times: "[Newt] Gingrich is using his facility with the media to create a framework that is forcing Bill Clinton to react, but Clinton can't because his power base is decimated...
...A subsequent AP item called the story a hoax but gave details: "Under the terms of the supposed deal, Microsoft would get exclusive electronic rights to the Bible, Pope John Paul II would become the senior vice president of the combined company's new Religious Software Division, and two Microsoft senior vice presidents would be invested in the College of Cardinals...
...But that's not necessarily how everyone is going to look at it...
...Al's All Animal From an item in Women's World magazine, picked up by USA Today: "Al Gore may have a reputation for being a little, er, wooden, but wife Tipper says he melted her at first sight when they met at a 1963 school dance...
...Man Bites Dog From a story in USA Today: "William Burgess, accused of biting a neighbor's mutt, says Buddy the dog 'was growling at me . . . messing with my dogs and messing with me every time I walked by.' Burgess, thirty-nine, of Huntington, West Virginia, is jailed on animal-cruelty and assault charges...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...Info-Age Activism From an electronic press release put out by Operation ". . . Life" Support, a viewer initiative to save ABC's new television melodrama about high-schoolers, My So-Called Life: " 'We're making history here...
...as 'the world's greatest female pianist.' Miss Genteel operates her own mail-order business, marketing her own tapes, CDs, and videos...
...Life" Support____'We have evidence that the show has far greater viewer support than the Nielsens reflect, and that ABC is not attuned to Life's actual market—twenty-, thirty-, and forty-somethings,' " adds the associate director of the project...
...This case clearly depicts the weaknesses of the American justice system...
...At 4:10, a burglary from a motor vehicle was reported at Cardinal Gardens...
...A Deal Made in Heaven An Associated Press dispatch datelined The Vatican appeared on the global Internet announcing a plan by Microsoft to acquire the Roman Catholic Church...
...The Piano Princess sets an ideal example for the youth of America to follow...
...I hope I'm not starting a big controversy, but part of it is a racial thing,' Van Gundy said...
...A suspect smashed out the left front vent window to gain entry and removed the steering wheel...
...NO COMMENT White Men Can't Win From a sports story in the Wisconsin State Journal: "Stan Van Gundy isn't sure that the University of Wisconsin should renew its annual basketball date with the UW-Green Bay because he's not convinced the [Green Bay] program gets the respect it is due...
...LAPD arrived on the scene and determined that the subject should be transported to Martin Luther King Jr...
...Profit from Another's Error From an Adirondack advertising flier: "wedding gown, sz io, worn once by mistake, cathedral train, cathedral veil goes to end of train, $99...
...It was absolutely pure animal magnetism,' " Tipper said...
Vol. 59 • February 1995 • No. 2
