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NoCOMMENT Free at Last An obituary in the Milwaukee Journal: "George F. 'Happy' Edwards, age seventy-two years, of Madison, died on Tuesday, October 3, 1994, at a local hospital after a long...
...Nearly a dozen children, many of whom left the council chambers Monday in tears, told council members that they had signatures from 41,379 children who have donated more than $20,000 toward construction of a statue and peace park...
...In spurning the project, councilors cited concerns that the park could become a rallying point for peace activists and serve as an indictment of the town's role in the creating of nuclear weapons...
...Ecologically compatible gifts made from one of Maine's most common but least-used resources are being offered in the 1995 version of the 178-year-old Farmer's Almanac, now out...
...Add $2 for shipping and handling...
...Domestic Violence Act I Circuit Judge Robert Cahill (in the Chicago Tribune), on why he gave Kenneth Peacock of Towson, Maryland, only eighteen months in prison for killing his wife hours after finding her in bed with another man: "I seriously wonder how many men married five, four years would have the strength to walk away without inflicting some corporal punishment...
...Representative Sonny Bono (Republican of California) in a National Enquirer article entitled "I'm living proof you can have the American Dream": "Don't let a lack of qualifications stop you from pursuing your career goals...
...Try moose droppings," suggests the Chicago Tribune...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...states and fifty-three nations to erect a statue and peace park in the town that built the world's first atom bomb was rejected Monday by the Los Alamos County Council...
...Tonya's Turkey Day "Tonya Harding works twice a week at a senior center as part of the community service requirement of a criminal sentence arising from an attack on fellow figure skater Nancy Kerrigan," a wire-service story in the Milwaukee Journal reports...
...They trampled his oxygen line in the process...
...The publication is offering earrings for $5.95, a key chain for $4.95 and a tie clasp for $4.95...
...Ingrassia writes a weekly restaurant review column in the student newspaper...
...Using the helmet rating system (five helmets denotes culinary excellence), the six-foot-two, 296-pounder is picky about his tastes...
...I am forced to impose a sentence...
...It's not as bad as it sounds...
...She came into his house with a group of reporters, cameramen, and photographers...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...The Ledger quoted the bill's sponsor, Joseph Palaia (Republican of Monmouth), defending the legislation: " 'People who beat their pets, deprive them of water or food, or needlessly kill and mutilate their animals should be treated as animals.' " A World Safe for Democrats Vice President Al Gore, in a recent New Yorker profile, renouncing remarks he made in letters he wrote as a college student opposing both the Vietnam war and the "national madness" regarding communism during the Cold War: "That's dead wrong, too...
...I have very strong, inveterate antipathy myself for communism...
...Everyone's a Critic From a story in the sports section of the San Francisco Chronicle: "Saturday's loss to Auburn may have been hard to swallow for Florida, but it won't keep Gators offensive tackle Anthony Ingrassia from sinking his teeth into his other role...
...Lord, author of the new book Forever Barbie: The Unauthorized Biography of a Real Doll, in U.S...
...Keep Those Blinders On From an item in Time magazine on New York City restaurants: "Tribeca restaurant's multimedia men's room boasts a thirteen-inch TV set mounted in the wall above each urinal...
...Domestic Violence Act II New Jersey's new animal cruelty law was called extreme after one state resident landed in court for killing a rat that was eating his tomato plants...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...Now You Know Newly elected U.S...
...Defending Community Values From an article in The New Mexican datelined Los Alamos: "A proposal by children from fifty U.S...
...Winter moose manure is 99 percent wood...
...only because I think I must do it to make the system honest...
...I was never qualified for any of the positions I achieved...
...However, being a curious journalist, he did visit a Taco Bell once and ordered every item off the menu...
...For pure volume, the all-you-can-eat spaghetti restaurants are his favorite...
...Barbie Gets Real M.G...
...As a result, the Star Ledger reported: "The Senate yesterday passed a bill that would expand the list of activities exempted from the [law] to include the killing or disposal of a Norway brown rat, black rat, and house mouse...
...Tames the eyes of even the most overly competitive man...
...NoCOMMENT Free at Last An obituary in the Milwaukee Journal: "George F. 'Happy' Edwards, age seventy-two years, of Madison, died on Tuesday, October 3, 1994, at a local hospital after a long courageous battle with doctors...
...It's called 'Anthony Digests...
...But on Thanksgiving Day, she volunteered on her own to . . . deliver meals to elderly shut-ins, including George Rogers, 80, of Gladstone [Oregon...
...News & World Report: "When women returned to run the Barbie line in the 1980s the doll's message became more realistic: 'We girls can do anything as long as we look like pinups.' " Frontiers of Holiday Shopping "Looking for something completely different for a holiday gift...
Vol. 59 • January 1995 • No. 1
