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UNPLUGGED Kate Clinton Twenty Questions Despite all its vaunted promises, Windows 95 has not helped me manage the recent info of this late half of 1995.1 feel like there's a scrambler on my...
...Lurid detail after detail is explored in page after page of papers and magazines...
...Do I report this to Attorney General Janet Reno...
...He played rough...
...Could George Will give himself bigger goose bumps writing about Mr...
...The Cream Team...
...They are our salivation...
...UNPLUGGED Kate Clinton Twenty Questions Despite all its vaunted promises, Windows 95 has not helped me manage the recent info of this late half of 1995.1 feel like there's a scrambler on my internal satellite dish...
...They like standing next to male bodies...
...No luck...
...So tell me again why it's so radical for the women at the Conference in Beijing to bring up the issue of controlling their own bodies...
...Perfect Attendance, Cal Ripken...
...There's a kind of homo-erotic thrill in the air, and the erotic is capital...
...We removed the guns from the tanks so as not to scare the children...
...The weird thing is that all these merger stories, these buyout stories, these hostile takeovers read like some kind of nouveau pornography...
...Was it Vladimir Packwood or Bob Zhirinovsky who said, after wrestling a woman to the floor of the Senate, "Such women dream of being raped, but no one wants them...
...And if I can do that, isn't there enough technology to call in my vote for President...
...Is it my imagination, or does it just seem that about ten or fifteen white guys own everything...
...Tell me again why Bob Dole had to return that gay group's money...
...It also sounded like a guy I went to the prom with...
...Bank merge is as common as mail merge: Disney, ABC, Westing-house, NBC, Time Warner, Turner Broadcasting...
...I thought it sounded like Newt Gingrich off the cuff in his cable adult-education show riffing Toffleresque, riding a fourth wave into the new American Millennium...
...MATS...
...When did the ATF get into the child -care business...
...I am picturing tongues of fire, foil covers, Fabio...
...name his new liberal magazine after George Will...
...Didn't I call a 900 number on the night of the Miss America pageant and vote against this kind of thing...
...And why did John F. Kennedy Jr...
...And was it Bob Peckerwood or Lenny in Of Mice and Men who said to George, "I didn't want to hurt them, I just wanted to pet them...
...Pictures of them on weekend getaways: "I saw Murphy standing there and I went up to him and I just said to him, 'You wanna?' and he smiled and said, 'Well, why not?' " Pictures of them casual and flush, postcoital, toasting their consummation...
...Just the way Ted liked...
...I am going to give her one of those elastic sport things to keep her glasses from sliding down...
...It was as if Agent Sp?ck and Agent Raspberry were testifying at the Waco hearings...
...Am I the only person who reads entirely too much into the National Fluid Milk Processor Promotion Board's ads featuring sports figures with huge milk mustaches...
...No one thought Jerry Levin could keep it up...
...What kind of preschool birthday parties do these guys throw...
...Since I had slogged through a few entries in Bob's diaries—I identified completely with the bad-hair day—I felt it was my civic duty as a former high-school English teacher to read the Una-bomber's manifesto to see if I recognized any peculiar usage or turn of phrase...
...Is that bulletproof glass?M Kate Clinton is a comedian...
...We blew tear gas into the compound and began ramming the walls with the tanks to give the children a clear welcoming signal to come out...
...He wooed Ted with packages and promises...
...And is Cal Ripken really going to be Colin Powell's running mate...
...Like, "If you don't give me a passing grade, I will blow this place sky high...
...The gorgeous Gabriella Sabatini with white around her upper lip, frowning like something has left a bad taste in her mouth...
Vol. 59 • November 1995 • No. 11
