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no comment Games People Play News item from the Hi-Desert Star of Yucca Valley, California: "Three cows will be turned out to pasture in November on the Yucca Valley High School football field as...
...The American Way TV producer Norman Lear, founder of People for the American Way, on environmental commitment in Hollywood: "I asked how I could be an environmentalist and not buy a fuel-efficient car...
...As a defendant in a drunken-driving case, Larson is arguing that the machine is so problem-prone it shouldn't be accepted as evidence in court...
...Barnabas Catholic Church, with lunch available...
...The Indianapolis public schools system held unannounced searches at Howe High School and Thomas Edison Junior High...
...The football field will be divided into 5,000 plots called 'cow chip bingo land deed lots.' You may purchase one of your own plots for $5...
...Dont Forget to Punch Out News item from the San Antonio Express-News: "A member of the Bexar County Sheriff's Office elite Special Operations Unit has been charged with exposing himself to a little girl...
...Antonio Isley is a very good, hard-working, conscientious officer...
...Sex education is not a prerequisite for happiness in marriage or ability to bear children...
...If it's your square that old Bossy hits you will win a cash prize: first plop, $500...
...It is a detriment.' Ms...
...His family said he was hooked to a life-support machine and they could pull the plug any time that suited the President's schedule...
...Keep It Simple From a report (in The Salt Lake Tribune) on testimony in opposition to a proposed course in human sexuality for Utah high-school students: " 'This curriculum is graphic, explicit, and inappropriate,' said Sonja Ray, a mother of seven...
...Handsome...
...Never Too Young From an Associated Press story datelined Indianapolis: "Kindergartners were searched for weapons and drugs in a sweep school officials said was necessary to ensure safety...
...The junior high school houses a kindergarten class, whose students were searched by security guards using hand-held metal detectors...
...Dynamic...
...admission to dance: $3...
...I'm sorry, I'm not ready to do it...
...Among them, a letter inviting President Bush to the funeral of a 'hard-working, patriotic American.' There was just one hitch: The man wasn't dead...
...What he does on his own time is up to him,' Sheriff Harlon Copeland said...
...Perfectly Clear Representative Joel Hefley, Colorado Republican, explaining (in the Rocky Mountain News) why he opposed legislation to extend unemployment-compensation benefits: "Extending unemployment compensation only extends a worker's suffering and loss of dignity...
...White House director of Presidential inquiries Dian Moore says her staff answers 50,000 to 60,000 pieces of mail a week...
...dated Debra Winger...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...I bought a Mercedes...
...military censors refused to release video footage showing Iraqi soldiers being sliced in half by helicopter cannon fire: "If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...the fun is waiting and watching to see which square the cow plops their chips in...
...no comment Games People Play News item from the Hi-Desert Star of Yucca Valley, California: "Three cows will be turned out to pasture in November on the Yucca Valley High School football field as a new idea in fundraising, 'cow chip bingo,' comes to town...
...Now You Know A senior Pentagon official explaining (in The New Republic) why U.S...
...Just Say When News item from the Chicago Tribune...
...Judicial Temperament From a news story in the Monitor of Concord, New Hampshire: "As an Auburn district court judge, Bruce Larson convicted defendants of driving while intoxicated on the strength of data from the Intoxilyzer 5000 breath-analysis machine...
...Foods People Eat The Rock Creek Lodge in Missoula, Montana, recently observed its ninth annual Testicle Festival, featuring "Rocky Mountain oysters"—deep-fried bull testicles...
...Social Note From the events calendar in the Wisconsin State Journal, Madison: "Polka Mass, 7:30 p.m., Saturday, St...
...second plop, $1,000, and third plop, $1,500____" Impeccable Logic From a New York Times report on a General Accounting Office investigation of accidents at the Han-ford, Washington, Nuclear Reservation: "The larger leak was of cooling water that had been pumped in to keep the contents of the tank from boiling, and West-inghouse told the Federal investigators that it was following a long-standing practice at Hanford of not considering the water to be a pollutant after it came out of the tank, because at the time it went into the tank it was clean...
...Ray, quoting from comments made by former Mormon Church President Spencer W. Kimball, said that children need only a two-word lesson in sex education: 'Be chaste.' " Four Fine Reasons From a flier promoting the Presidential candidacy of Senator Bob Kerrey, Nebraska Democrat: 48 Years Old...
Vol. 55 • December 1991 • No. 12
