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No COMMENT Foods People Eat News item from The Washington Post: "Lard lovers may now have the best of both possible worlds. Kraft Foods Ingredients Corporation ... has devised a technology that...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...And in Neenah, Wisconsin, an offer of 11,000 comic books for the troops was turned down because Wonder Woman's costume was deemed too revealing for Saudi sensibilities...
...We're in a war," he explained...
...has devised a technology that incorporates the flavors of lard or beef tallow into vegetable oils...
...But under a new Justice Ministry plan, they may choose execution by a bullet to the brain if they agree to donate their organs to medicine...
...Simons Island, Georgia...
...Kill 'em with Kindness Prisoners sentenced to death in Taiwan are placed face-down in a sandpit and shot through the heart...
...Artillery fire, for example, spreads the victim's body all over the landscape...
...The Law Is a Stern Mistress In Pineville, West Virginia, Prosecutor Paul (Butch) Goode spends weekends behind bars serving a sentence for Federal tax evasion...
...At least it's not an awful body count—it's a fun body count...
...It's what everybody likes...
...Iraq dartboard game...
...Games People Play Classified ad in The New York Times: "New U.S...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...The Low-Price Spread Admiral William J. Crowe Jr., former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, in an interview with the Los Angeles Times: "Strictly as a weapon of war, chemicals are by no means the most inhuman weapon we have...
...Charity Begins at Home The National Network of Grantmakers will hold its mid-October "working meeting" at the luxurious King and Prince Hotel on St...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...Forel The Whiteshell Nuclear Research Establishment, a Manitoba facility operated by Atomic Energy of Canada, has irradiated thousands of golf balls for golfers who are convinced that a blast of gamma rays gives the balls more bounce...
...Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army News item from the Chicago Tribune...
...So far, few divers had been to the atoll...
...Fun, great gift...
...That brewer with the Clydesdales is sending 22,000 cases of non-beer to our nonfighting forces in Saudi Arabia and the Persian Gulf...
...A Final Solution for Patriarchy...
...The result: biscuits and crackers with the flavor of animal fat, but without all the saturated fat...
...After They Hade Him, They Broke the Class Floyd Peters, defensive coordinator for the Minnesota Vikings, commenting on the talents of Chicago Bears running back Neal Anderson: "He's kind of in a mold by himself...
...The Grin Reaper Bonnie Bedelia, co-star of the movie Die Harder, quoted in Movies USA magazine: "Sure, the body count [264 on-screen deaths] in this movie bothers me, but what are you gonna do...
...Wasps with this microorganism produce only females, which is ideal," says Stouthamer...
...A Heartbeat Away Vice President Dan Quayle, speaking at the dedication ceremonies for the immigration memorial at Ellis Island, recalled the successive waves of immigrants into the United States and added, "But then, everybody had to come from somewhere...
...Each soldier will receive a sixpack of beer that lacks the alcohol kick, as real beer is a no-no under the Saudi kingdom's Islamic laws...
...War Is Hell Los Angeles Police Chief Daryl E. Gates testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee that casual users of marijuana and cocaine "ought to be taken out and shot...
...Hit the enemy's tanks, planes, or warships, but the chemical plant scores highest...
...Just Go to the Glow News item from Pacific Islands Monthly: "A writer for the American magazine Skin Diver said the Bikini Atoll in the Marshall Islands could become a major attraction for skin divers...
...And Sheriff Jim Bolt has lost his license for drunken driving...
...Technology Review magazine reports that Richard Stouthamer, an entomologist at the University of Rochester, has found a microorganism that eliminates males from the reproductive process of the female Trichogramma wasp...
...The lagoon is strewn with the sunken wrecks of United States and Japanese warships which were used as target practice during atomic-bomb tests more than thirty-five years ago...
...You don't need to produce these worthless males, which are only good for insemination...
Vol. 54 • November 1990 • No. 11
