NO COMMENT
NO COMMENT Silver Lining Department Insurance agent David Richman, a vice president at Associated Benefits, Inc., of Plainville, Connecticut, as quoted in The Hartford Courant: "AIDS is the best...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...it is used as a base for ointments, in leather dressing, etc...
...The evidence will show that my client, Carlos Restrepo, is a capitalist...
...You Cant Kid City Hall Betty Murphy, a municipal clerk in Clay, West Virginia, posted a sign in her city-hall office asking residents whether they wanted to "speak to the man in charge or to the woman who knows what's going on...
...Foods People Eat Fruit snacks shaped like space invaders, dinosaurs, and other kidvid characters are a hot item, reports The Washington Post...
...My brother is the leading con-servationalist in the world, and I just love sitting on my bulldozer and experiencing nature...
...Please do not call me intelligent...
...War is hell...
...Insurance companies now can underwrite with much more information...
...Kiss of Death Talk-show host Phil Donahue on what it takes to succeed in daytime television: "The worst thing to be known as is intelligent...
...1, to determine what it is, at different age and ability levels, that children ought to know, believing that we can never determine if children know what they ought to know if we haven't determined what it is we think they ought to know...
...Nature Lover Golf champion Gary Player, quoted in the Sarasota Herald-Tribune on his plan to build two new golf courses in Sarasota County, Florida: "I have a great feeling for the soil...
...Not to Worry A subscriber advises that he wrote to Senator Orrin G. Hatch, Republican of Utah, "telling him his office was on fire and there were thirty gallons of nitroglycerin near the flames," and received the following reply: "I apologize that I have not acknowledged receipt of your communication before now, but my office has experienced an unprecedented flood of mail which has overwhelmed my facilities and staff...
...Mayor Sharooz Jamie fired her...
...Today, it has one admiral for every two ships...
...Solidarity Forever From an AFL-CIO Executive Council resolution expressing "sorrow and esteem" for the late Jackie Presser, Teamsters Union leader, racketeer, and FBI informant: "Whereas his sense of the role of a strong and unified trade-union movement in American life played an important part in advancing the struggle for dignity of working men and women...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...It's the best thing as far as underwriting...
...I'd rather be called sleazy than identified as intelligent...
...I regret that I am, therefore, unable to furnish you with a more substantive response, but I do appreciate your input which, I assure you, has been carefully noted...
...More Good News The University of Wisconsin recalled diplomas issued to the class of 1988 when it found that "Wisconsin" had been misspelled...
...A common ingredient, used to make the snacks look shiny, is petrolatum, which the dictionary defines as "a greasy, jelly-like substance consisting of a mixture of semisolid hydrocarbons obtained from petroleum...
...Captains9 Paradise According to Harper's magazine, the U.S...
...Take No Prisoners Stan Peters, head of the 770-member police union in Portland, Oregon, on how to combat the traffic in illicit drugs: "We're going to have to go out and fight it like a war, with AK-47s and Uzi submachine guns, and we're going to have to kill people...
...Navy had one admiral for every 130 ships in 1945, the last year of World War II...
...Call me outrageous...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...The Higher Learning Youngstown State University in Ohio offers a bachelor of science degree in shopping malls and how to run them...
...NO COMMENT Silver Lining Department Insurance agent David Richman, a vice president at Associated Benefits, Inc., of Plainville, Connecticut, as quoted in The Hartford Courant: "AIDS is the best thing that ever happened to the life-insurance industry...
...If that happens, we're doomed...
...Perfectly Clear Governor Wallace Wilkinson of Kentucky, outlining his "proposed education-reform package": "No...
...You might once in a while prosecute an innocent person...
...If we could only say that if you're caught dealing drugs or the other four major crimes of murder, rape, armed robbery, and aggravated assault, and you are found guilty by a jury of your peers after a fair trial, the next morning we're going to take you out and hang you by your neck until you're dead...
...The Way It Is Vincent Flynn, an attorney for Carlos Eduardo Res-trepo, charged in a Federal indictment with laundering more than $ 10 million for the Medellin drug cartel, told the jury trying the case that his client was "guilty of being exactly what America preaches the whole world to be...
Vol. 53 • February 1989 • No. 2
