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No Comment Oh, What a Heavenly City Texas Monthly reports that Florida entrepreneur Melvin Willcox wants to build a $2.5 billion theme park to be called Jerusalem 30 A.D. on a 25,000-acre site...
...Army maintains a toll-free hotline for soldiers and others who want to report suspicious activity, including telephone calls from people with foreign accents...
...Also, "contrary to implications in the article, Mr...
...I'm a lifetime appointee...
...Clear Days in the War on AIDS In Baltimore, health workers have been counting used condoms that float to the surface of the municipal sewage-treatment plant in an effort to determine how many people are heeding advice about safe sexual practices to avoid AIDS...
...It would have its own Mount of Olives, and visitors would be lodged at Herod's Palace...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...Dont Leave Home Without One Samuel M. Ehrenhalt, New York regional commissioner of labor statistics, commenting on the continuing demand for luxury goods: "One man's luxury is another man's necessity...
...Surrogate Mother Wisconsin Governor Tommy Thompson, introducing George Bush at a Milwaukee rally: "As the Reagan Presidency ends, it is time for the Bush pregnancy to begin...
...Dial-a-Spook At Fort Meade, Maryland, the U.S...
...Loyal Opposition Representative Les Aspin, the Wisconsin Democrat who chairs the House Armed Services Committee, says the Soviet Union is still an "evil empire," and President Reagan was wrong to suggest otherwise during the recent Moscow summit...
...Perfectly Clear Senator Orrin G. Hatch, Republican of Utah, says, "Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life...
...Sisemore did not serve in Vietnam and does not suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder...
...Some people just have to have yachts...
...Rehabilitation At the Taycheedah women's prison in Wisconsin, inmates have been put to work staffing a telephone hotline that provides information on the state's planned lottery...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...An "Acres for Christ" fundrais-ing scheme is in the works for what Willcox predicts will be "the Number One Attraction in the World...
...Sisemore did not 'flee' to Alaska, is not 'hiding out in Alaska,' is capable of living with his fellow man, and did not come to Alaska 'because his biggest fear was that he was going to hurt someone.' " The magazine also acknowledged that a photo caption misiden-tified a cabin and failed to note that Sisemore's "primitive" camp had electricity and a microwave oven...
...Oops...
...News & World Report in partial settlement of a suit filed by Dan Sisemore, an Alaskan who figured in a 1984 article headed, Vietnam's Sad Legacy: Vets Living in the Wild: "Contrary to the article, Mr...
...Be the only one on your block to have one...
...Winchester...
...I don't have to talk to them...
...Patriotic Gore From an advertisement for Rusk Gun and Sports, Inc., of Madison, Wisconsin: "July 4th Special...
...Invest in America The Wall Street Journal reports that Morgan Fun-shares, a new mutual fund, will specialize in long-term capital appreciation of companies that deal in "habit-forming products such as liquor and tobacco...
...Chrome, rubber wheels, with box...
...How Far Out Can You Get...
...So I have taken the conclusion that—screw 'em...
...The Army says 20,000 calls have been placed so far to 1-800-CALL-SPY...
...Only $299...
...President Reagan on Governor Michael Dukakis's campaign rhetoric: "You know, if I listen to him long enough, I would be convinced that we're in an economic downturn and that people are homeless and people are going without food and medical attention and that we've got to do something about the unemployed...
...10-gauge blank Cannon...
...on a 25,000-acre site near Midland, Texas...
...Judicial Temperament West Virginia Supreme Court Justice Richard Neely, explaining why he chooses not to talk to reporters who covered his firing of a secretary who refused to baby-sit his child: "I'm pissed, that's why...
...In Montana, prison inmates staff telephone hotlines that give travel information to potential tourists...
...Death in the Fast Lane In Santa Ana, California, Robert Hanshew, who transports cadavers for a mortuary service, was fined $58 after failing to persuade a judge that the four frozen corpses in his van qualified him to drive in the car-pool lane...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...From an apology published by U.S...
Vol. 52 • August 1988 • No. 8
