NO COMMENT
No Comment Fake It As Best You Can From an IRS training manual for tax auditors: "You will find it a distinct help ... if you know and look as if you know what you are doing." Beyond...
...There may be some programs that you believe in and I believe in that will not be campaign issues, because if they are, I won't be governor...
...Beyond Blackness From William F. Buckley's "On the Right" column: "The party will survive and so, in a way, will Jesse Jackson...
...The candy weapon was so realistic that guests froze when the man entered the cafe and demanded cash...
...Snowmobiles actually make it possible for the animals to move through their habitat just a bit easier...
...Hugh Stone, developer of a proposed seventy-three-lot subdivision near Jordan Lake in Chatham County, North Carolina, on official delays in approving his construction plans: "It is unfair that it remain empty and unspoiled...
...She said if they didn't straighten out, she'd turn off the TV.'" Philanthropist of the Year New York Mayor Ed Koch has given $5,000 to New York University to help defray costs of preserving a video archive of his press conferences and other events...
...Ultimate Threat From a Los Angeles Times report on the impeachment trial of former Arizona Governor Evan Mea-cham:" 'One woman said she and her friends watch every day and she was angry that the Senators were questioning Meacham,' said one secretary who requested anonymity...
...servicemen and relatives have been killed and thirty-nine injured since 1983 by soda machines that toppled over when they were rocked in an effort to dislodge containers or coins...
...The Empire Strikes Back From a news story in The Miami Herald: "According to Pentagon officials, seven U.S...
...The wild animals love to traverse over packed-down snowmobile tracks, for these machines do just that, pack the snow and do no harm to the growth underneath...
...A man tried to rob a cafe in Montpelier, France, with a revolver made from nougat...
...Profile in Courage Robert B. Jordan HI, lieutenant governor of North Carolina and candidate for the Democratic gubernatorial nomination, as quoted in the Raleigh News and Observer...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...The owner called police, but by the time they arrived the man had eaten the weapon...
...Sweet Smell of Freedom From a report (in the Chicago Tribune) on the "humanitarian aid" to the contras authorized by the U.S...
...Personnel officers conclude interviews by clipping several strands of the applicant's hair at the roots...
...I'm not going to come out with programs that will defeat me, no matter how I stand on that program, because I want to get elected...
...Lethal Lunch News item from the Minneapolis Star-Tribune...
...What else can we do under the circumstances...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...For $65 or more, depending on the number of drugs tested, the lab reports back to the bank on the presence of cocaine, heroin, PCP, marijuana, or other designated substance...
...The hair is deposited in a plastic bag and mailed to Psychomedics, a lab in Santa Monica, California...
...No Baldies Need Apply News item from Privacy Journal: "Since January 1,300 applicants for jobs at Michigan National Corporation, the fortieth-largest bank in the nation, have been asked to provide strands of hair for drug testing...
...What*s a Lake For...
...State Department: "Among the allowed expenses were $5,760.53 for deodorants, $1,071 for volleyball equipment, two living room sets worth $1,283.63, a dining room set worth $654.94, a $477.75 sofa, and twelve domino sets worth $132.18...
...The only alternative now is to study...
...Good Help Is Hard to Find Nancy Reagan to the Countess de Romanones, a friend of Imelda Marcos, as quoted in Liz Smith's gossip column: "Well, ask her the next time you see her, please ask if she knows a good Filipino couple—for Ronnie and me—when we retire to California...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...Nature's Way Al Donohue, who chairs the Montana Tourism Advisory Council, writing in the Great Falls Tribune...
...He will not be the Democratic standard-bearer, period: and his political disqualifications go beyond the coincidental color of his skin...
...Final Tribute Jim Mancini, a member of the Theta Chi fraternity at Rutgers University, quoted (in The New York Times) on the death of a fellow student, apparently from excessive consumption of alcohol: "It sure put a damper on fun...
Vol. 52 • June 1988 • No. 6
