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No Comment Frontiers of Free Enterprise A Wall Street Journal report from Corte Madera, California: "Universe of You, a new Marin County salon, offers help for high-strung people too busy to...
...America the Beautiful From a letter to the editor of the Colorado Daily, student newspaper at the University of Colorado in Boulder: "Many little things, but also some freedoms we take for granted here, are either nonexistent or hard to find in some European countries...
...Think how fortunate we are to eat, shop, drive at our own pace and time...
...This experience," she said, "will expand their imagination and understanding...
...Stupid Salesmen...
...Says a Synchro-Energizer salesman, 'We're selling Buddha in a can.' " Judicial Temperament In Maryland, Calvert County Circuit Court Judge Perry G. Bowen Jr...
...News and World Report, Anatoly Bogaty, a former Soviet intelligence officer who defected to the United States two years ago, wants to return to the Soviet Union because he "lost big in the recent stock-market crash...
...In this year of celebrating our Declaration of Independence, let's all think about it and be very thankful for what we have...
...Postal Service has notified Sunday-O'Brien, a New Jersey firm, that it is violating postal regulations by using a postage-meter plate stating, "Service with a Snarl...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...High Prices—Rotten Delivery...
...There is no excuse for committing petty crimes to get attention...
...told a defendant convicted of disorderly conduct, "You need to stop and think before you get mad again...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...Please be advised that our computer has been penetrated and our customer list stolen...
...In Kentucky, Hopkins Circuit Court Judge Thomas Spain told two women convicted of welfare fraud that they may not engage in sexual intercourse unless they use contraceptives...
...Lightweight and breezy with an unexpected sensuality...
...The machine costs about $50,000 and can accommodate up to thirty-two serenity seekers at a time...
...Don't Have a Nice Day The U.S...
...Army Reserve's 78th Division, said a mobilization exercise involving 24,000 National Guard troops and Reservists in the Northeast—the largest such exercise since World War II—had no connection "to anything happening in the world...
...A Merry Little Christmas The F.A.O...
...9 each...
...Thank you...
...Now they can try to zap stress by hooking themselves up to a device called a Synchro-Energizer, which is supposed to 'tune up' the wavelengths of the brain...
...Maybe one of these days they'll learn what citizenship is all about...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...Darkness at Noon According to U.S...
...Obviously, I didn't want to give them a forum...
...Schwarz toy catalog includes a child's ranch-mink coat for $2,500, a gold-plated music box for $12,000, and "The Birthday Party of a Lifetime" for $18,000...
...We look forward to doing business with you in the future...
...Veneration of Death William F. Buckley Jr., the conservative columnist and editor of National Review, says religious leaders who oppose the nuclear arms race encourage an idolatrous "veneration of life...
...Your Art Is What You Eat Ritsuko Taho, who teaches "Fundamentals of Sculpture" at Harvard University, assigned her students to adopt a live chicken for one day, then have it slaughtered, watch it being processed, cook and eat it, and make a sculpture from the bones...
...Industrial Espionage (Trash-Bag Division) Post card received by a trash-bag purchaser from Plastic City, a vendor in Brooklyn, New York: "Dear Customers: Since Plastic City is always serving their customers with the highest standard of plastic bags, we wish to protect our valued patrons against second-quality merchandise and fraudulent dealers...
...Third World Chic From the mail-order catalog of International Male: "Simple and honest—a loose fitting shirt inspired by the rice-field workers of the Orient...
...Civics Lesson Nye County District Attorney Philip Dunleavy, explaining why he dropped conspiracy charges against two peace activists who organized a protest at a Nevada nuclear test site: "All they're doing is having an adult temper tantrum...
...Just Flaying Soldiers Major General William Sylvester Jr., commander of the U.S...
...no bags for your groceries, plastic or paper...
...If you ever do it again, I'll shoot you...
...no washcloths to be found...
...No Comment Frontiers of Free Enterprise A Wall Street Journal report from Corte Madera, California: "Universe of You, a new Marin County salon, offers help for high-strung people too busy to meditate...
...For $10 a pop, Marinites can enhance their creativity, increase their learning ability, and find inner peace in about forty-five minutes...
...grocery stores carry no fresh produce, you have to go to a fruit stand or store for these...
Vol. 52 • January 1988 • No. 1
