NO COMMENT
No COMMENT Foods People Eat R.W. Frookie's Oat Bran Muffins list oat bran seventh (in order of volume) among the ingredients. And they're not muffins but cookies. Plastic Music in the...
...On the back, the shirts asked, Where are our rights...
...And in Memphis, Tennessee, Leader Federal Savings and Loan is issuing a Presley MasterCard bearing a likeness of Elvis...
...Don't Drink the Water In McFarland, California, municipal water bills carry a warning that the water is unsafe for consumption by infants...
...It's been part of the family for twenty-eight years...
...Correction notice in The Mirror of Missouri City, Texas: "In last Wednesday's Mirror, a story on the political forum attributed an incorrect quote to Val Gause, Democratic candidate for County Commissioner Precinct 3. The quote should have read 'individual fiefdoms,' not thiefdoms as reported...
...The Mirror regrets this error...
...Brian O'Connell, president of Independent Sector, a nonprofit organization in Washington, D.C., summing up (in The Wall Street Journal) a survey of private giving in the United States: "Contrary to public opinion, the well-to-do in America cannot be described as generous...
...Steve, now forty-two, says, "It'll probably stay frozen forever...
...Your Ha Wears Combat Boots The U.S...
...About Those Thousand Points of Light...
...His mother, Hazel Jenne, adds, "I think it has survived better than Nixon...
...He abandoned the delicacy after three bites, and it was salvaged by an eagle-eyed Boy Scout named Steve Jenne...
...Frontiers of Free Enterprise Eletto Industries, Inc., of Monterey Park, California, manufactures an "intelligent toilet seat" that raises and lowers itself, turns on a built-in heater and fan, sterilizes itself, and flushes the toilet—all in response to electronic sensors...
...The half-eaten sandwich has rested in the Jenne family's freezer ever since...
...Unshirted Heck After Seaman High School in suburban Topeka, Kansas, banned clothing that promotes sex, drugs, alcoholism, or violence, students showed up with T-shirts proclaiming, This shirt does not pertain to sex, drugs, alcohol, or violence...
...The only student who spoke with him about the strike complained about the prospect that his classes might be shifted off-campus...
...As Perfectly Preserved as Lenin's Corpse In 1960, when Richard M. Nixon was running for President, he visited a Republican barbecue in Sullivan, Illinois, and sank his teeth into a buffalo sandwich...
...For that primary category of humaneness, it is the poor and struggling who generally lead the way...
...The Floating Penitentiary New York Mayor Ed Koch, promoting the idea of five-story floating prisons to be docked at municipal piers: "People will grow to love these prison barges because there's going to be enough of them...
...Army now stocks camouflage combat maternity fatigues for women soldiers...
...Plastic Music in the Streets Jon Green and Mike Britton, street musicians in Bath, England, let passers-by make their contributions by American Express, MasterCard, or VISA...
...Games People Play In Detroit, the owner of an indoor war-games arena, bowing to pressure from the Lebanese community, changed the name of his establishment from Li'l Beirut to Paintball Mania...
...Oops...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...Ken Hum, the district superintendent, banned the protest shirt because it was deemed to be "a mockery of the intent of the board of education policy...
...Her firm holds the monopoly on production of tear gas...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...Solidarity Forever From a National Law Journal report on a strike by office and technical workers at New York University: "According to Professor [of Law Daniel G.J Collins, 'nobody has said a word' about the strike in the Labor Law Theory seminar he co-teaches within earshot of the picket line...
...Business Is a Gas South Korea's Office of National Tax Administration reports that Han Young Ja, president of the Sam Young Chemical Company, earned the nation's highest income last year—$7.3 million, on which she paid $3.4 million in income taxes...
...Malanga's offense: wearing green tennis shoes to court after the judge had warned him that such footwear detracts from judicial decorum...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...The Soles of Justice In Tucson, Arizona, Superior Court Judge William Scholl sentenced Ralph Malanga, a lawyer, to a week in jail for contempt of court...
Vol. 52 • December 1988 • No. 12
