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No Comment I'm All Right Jack From a Wall Street Journal story about rising food prices: " 'This is capitalism at its best,' says Robert Brooks, whose Atlanta company is increasing prices on its...
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...Maybe later," she said...
...Elvis Lives Postmaster General Anthony M. Frank, responding to suggestions for an Elvis Presley stamp, noted that anyone so honored must be "demonstrably dead" for at least ten years...
...Now Hear This Janet D. Hodson, a business consultant in Ventura, California, has been granted U.S...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...Machine guns to these guys are just another hobby, just like antique cars,' said Davis...
...That Explains It In Anchorage, Alaska, reports the Anchorage Daily News, radio talk show host Anthony J. Hilder "devoted a recent show to a supposed conspiracy by the United Nations to create AIDS in a U.S...
...I go up for weekends and come home and I'm crazy,' Ferraro said...
...Each spike is attached to an ornamental scroll...
...Army laboratory infiltrated by communists...
...Ryan said his Republican opponents were "satanic...
...4,768,612 for her "Pregaphone," a $12.95 device that purports to let expectant mothers talk to their unborn children...
...Better Barbed Wire Express Security, a South African firm, is marketing "Stiletto Security Spikes," described as "decorative and effective as deterrents" when fixed atop a fence or wall...
...According to the Financial Mail of Johannesburg, "the Stiletto has an inch-and-a-half vertical spike augmented by a vicious, outward-curling horizontal spike at the base that prevents anyone from gaining a handhold...
...When there's not enough to go around,' he says, 'someone has to get the gizzard.'" Easy Credit When Doris Stokes of Los Angeles applied for a Visa credit card from Citibank, a bank employee asked whether she wanted a second card for a family member...
...Everyone wants to buy low and sell high.' What about consumers...
...John Zaccaro is staying in a hotel-style apartment in Burlington, Vermont, as part of a 'house arrest' program to ease prison overcrowding...
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...According to the Chicago Tribune, "Two dozen guests, each invited to bring 'machine gun, ammo, itchy trigger finger, and sense of humor,' fired in unison at gasoline-filled plastic buckets, bowling pins, and two old cars...
...He said the U.N...
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...It comes in various colors...
...Games People Play Richard Davis of Central Lake, Michigan, a manufacturer of bullet-proof vests, sponsored an "Aris-tocrat-a-tat-tat Machine Gun Shoot" on his 600-acre estate...
...No Comment I'm All Right Jack From a Wall Street Journal story about rising food prices: " 'This is capitalism at its best,' says Robert Brooks, whose Atlanta company is increasing prices on its Naturally Fresh salad dressings by ten cents a pint, reflecting a drought-caused spurt in his soybean-oil costs...
...In due course, a card for "Maube Later" arrived in the mail...
...injected Africans with the disease to reduce the world's population...
...It's better than being in jail, but...
...Shimizu has an interest in the area of environmental fragrancing or aroma-therapeutic fragrancing,' David Palella, a company spokesman, wrote in April...
...Donaldson, president of CSE Submarine Group, Inc., addressing a military industrial conference (as quoted in Labor Notes): ". . . my kind of audience...
...In Tarrant County, Texas, Republican Party Chairman Jim Ryan resigned because fellow executive committee members refused to join him in condemning the film The Last Temptation of Christ, which he branded as not only "anti-Christian" but "anti-Republican...
...The apartment has room service and cable TV...
...Poor Baby From an Associated Press dispatch: "Former Vice Presidential candidate Geraldine Ferraro said Tuesday that her son is not leading a life of luxury— despite his $l,500-a-monfh apartment—while serving a four-month sentence for cocaine possession...
...We've got 500 greedy, selfish, profit-oriented businessmen out there...
...Frontiers of Free Enterprise In Fort Lauderdale, Florida, patrons of Tops Check Cashing can talk to two topless hostesses while waiting for their checks to be cashed...
...he's by himself, he does his own cooking.' " The Way It Is A.J...
...They wore yellow smiley-face buttons with a bullet-hole through the forehead...
...Gott mit Uns Frontiers of Education Former Secretary of Education William Bennett says many public schools would "benefit from having someone like General Patton" in the principal's chair...
...Muzak, Move Over From The New York Times: "The Shimizu Construction Company of Tokyo, the world's fifth-largest construction company, has designed a computerized system that circulates odors through the ventilating ducts of buildings...
Vol. 52 • November 1988 • No. 11
