NO COMMENT
No Comment Perfectly Clear From an American Bar Association letter: "The Tort and Insurance Law Journal is a publication of the Tort and Insurance Practice Section of the American Bar Association,...
...Foods People Eat The Texas Restaurant Association reports that 90 per cent of its 4,000 member-establishments offer chicken-fried steak on their menus, and that 800,000 of the delicacies are served up each day...
...Will Congress legislate everyone's 'right' to breakfast in bed...
...It also encourages mental stimulation for your child...
...Too Sick to Die Yugoslav authorities postponed the execution of Andrija Artukovic, convicted of ordering more than 1,000 deaths in Croatia during World War II, because "a medical review determined that he is in no condition to be executed...
...From the Mass*Army*Navy*Store in Boston: a "Para-Bear," twenty-one inches high, which comes with military beret and insignia, camouflage fatigues, parachute, and airborne-course certificate...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...It costs $32.50...
...Plans for the execution may be reinstated if his health improves...
...From Noah's, a Boston store: a bag-lady doll that costs from $50 to $400, depending on size...
...It costs $9.95 and the manufacturer suggests giving it as "a surprise present to tell a special friend how you feel about him or her...
...And the Winner Is...
...State Department presented its 1986 award for Security Engineering Officer of the Year—$5,000 and a certificate—to Frederick K. Crosher, who supervised technical work at the $190 million office building designed to serve as the new American embassy in Moscow...
...The New Journalism From a list of "what you've been missing" if you haven't subscribed to the conservative Chronicles: A Magazine of American Culture, published in Rockford, Illinois: "Is sex irrelevant in the modern world...
...Why leftists admire Christians—as long as they are dead...
...attractively packaged in a plastic box for gift giving...
...The 'Prega-Phone' is a 'flexible tube with a mouthpiece on one end and, on the other, a funnel that directs sound straight to the belly...
...No Comment Perfectly Clear From an American Bar Association letter: "The Tort and Insurance Law Journal is a publication of the Tort and Insurance Practice Section of the American Bar Association, and it is one of the most widely distributed non-publications...
...From Northern Lights Candles: "The Happy Sperm Candle, destined to be 1987's hottest new gift rage, is a larger-than-life human-sperm replica (enlarged 12,000 times to nearly seven inches long...
...ideal for growing children as it helps develop eye and hand coordination and dexterity...
...Catch-22 In Zubova Polyana, a town in the Mordovsky autonomous republic about 300 miles southeast of Moscow, alcoholic spirits are sold only to paid-up members of the local Society for the Struggle for Sobriety...
...Now It Belongs to the Ages The Campbell Soup Company has presented the Smithsonian Institution with one of the original 1955 aluminum trays designed for Campbell's Swanson TV dinners, for possible display at the Museum of American History...
...The U.S...
...Dissatisfied Customer In Orlando, Florida, William Joseph Ferran, accused of killing his father and wounding his stepmother with a .25-caliber automatic pistol, attempted to get a refund on grounds that he found the weapon hard to handle...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...A Kiss to Remember Texas entrepreneur Danny Geisler says his next novelty item will be a Papal ring with lips attached: "When you kiss it, it'll kiss you back...
...Frontiers of Free Enterprise From Working Mother magazine: "Pregnant women who want to communicate with their unborn children can now talk to them by phone...
...The Way It Is French Minister of the Interior Charles Pasqua, explaining why he won't answer questions about police abuse of immigrants and demonstrators: "Democracy ends where the interest of the State begins...
...The Wages of Sin Donald T. Regan, forced to resign as White House chief of staff, has been offered $1 million to write his memoirs for Harcourt Brace Jovanovich...
...Games People Play Durham House of Deer Park, New York, advertises its Star-Tron CLX Laser-Light Pistol as "the sensational new combat and target practice pistol offering unlimited fun for kids of all ages...
...Things Are Tough All Over After the Federal Home Loan Bank Board complained about the $9 million in compensation drawn in 1985 by Thomas Spiegel, chief executive of the Columbia Savings and Loan in Los Angeles, he cut his pay to $4.38 million in 1986...
Vol. 51 • July 1987 • No. 7