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no Comment And Those Caissons Keep Rolling Along A U.S. Army report says twenty-two sleeping soldiers were run over by tactical vehicles in nineteen separate accidents during field exercises...

...John R. Bil-ski opposed him...
...Watt Eats Grow The Crow Indian tribe has fired former Secretary of the Interior James G. Watt as its lawyer in a $ 130 million suit against the U.S...
...Under a licensing agreement with Mattel toys, Horizon Apparel will market a line of clothes "inspired by" the Barbie doll...
...Things People Eat Bon Appetit magazine offers a recipe for "lamb chili" that includes goat cheese and papaya, but no chili powder...
...seven were killed...
...Members who receive a clean bill of health are issued ID cards and stick pins so they can recognize each other, but club founder Dennis Evans warns that the card and pin are no guarantee that a date is AIDS-free...
...Boring from Within In a survey conducted by the Hearst Corporation to observe the bicentennial of the Constitution, almost half of the 1,004 respondents said the Constitution contains the Marxist formulation, "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need...
...In Nairobi, Kenya, a man arrested for taking sexual liberties with a cow told the court that he "could not seek sexual intercourse with a girl because I was scared of contracting AIDS...
...The Crow tribe knows better...
...Problems of Democracy In Chicago's rococo mayoral primary, Democratic Alderman Edward R. Vrdolyak sought the nomination of the Illinois Solidarity Party...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...Tabby President George Chumbley says Hostage is "a tool no young person should be without, because it's the young people who will have to deal with terrorism in the future...
...Bilski received one...
...AIDS Notes from All Over In Detroit, the Peace of Mind Club offers memberships at $349 a year ($649 for families) that include testing for AIDS and ten other sexually transmitted diseases...
...Productions is marketing a telephone that looks like a .45 semiautomatic pistol...
...Just Deserts The U.S...
...Army report says twenty-two sleeping soldiers were run over by tactical vehicles in nineteen separate accidents during field exercises conducted in a recent two-and-a-half-year period...
...Games People Play Tabby, a Los Angeles firm, is marketing a board game called Hostage, which centers around a kidnapped scientist who holds the formula to a new source of fuel...
...Government...
...There He Goes Again Rhino Video, a Los Angeles firm, is releasing a sixty-minute videotape called "The Wit and Wisdom of Ronald Reagan...
...Vrdolyak received 3,911 votes...
...Clothes People Wear Under a licensing agreement with the Anheuser-Busch brewery, Brown Shoe Company will design, produce, and distribute Budweiser shoes...
...But like anything else, the public will get used to it...
...Jamie Tizzard, an official of the firm, says, "It will be a little shocking to walk into a room and see someone holding a gun to his head, talking into it...
...Easy Come, Easy Go Miles Homes of Raleigh, North Carolina, promising that "home ownership won't get much easier than this," offers its $24,000 "basic" home on the following terms: no down payment, monthly payments of $99 for the first eleven months, then six monthly payments of $204.60 and six monthly payments of $409.20, leaving one last payment after twenty-four months of $24,100...
...We have no control over what happens in the interim after the test," he says...
...Shoot Your Mouth Off In Covina, California, S.W...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...It costs $7.95, and it's blank...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...Just Say No Representative William L. Dickinson of Alabama, ranking Republican on the House Armed Services Committee, explaining why the Committee will continue funding the defect-plagued B-1B bomber: "We don't have the technical expertise to say no...
...Because of the contest, Chicago's Board of Election Commissioners printed special ballots, reprogrammed computers, and provided Solidarity Party booths in each of the city's 2,900 voting precincts...
...According to Jean Bear Crane, the tribe's new attorney, Watt sided with the Government against his clients and "said the United States has taken good care of the Crow tribe...
...Navy arrested Tommy Darryl Pulliam, locked him away in the brig at Great Lakes Naval Training Base, cut his hair, shaved his mustache, forced him to exercise, and then turned him loose two days later when dental records showed he was not the Tommy Darryl Pulliam wanted for desertion...

Vol. 51 • May 1987 • No. 5


 
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