NO COMMENT
NO COMMENT No Way, Virginia In Knoxville, Tennessee, a white-bearded man carrying a red sack full of money tossed dollar bills from a balcony of the City-County Building. Police took him into...
...Exit Laughing Life at the nerve-center of the Free World, as chronicled in New York magazine and relayed by Reader's Digest: "When Secretary of State George Shultz sends a cable to Ronald Reagan, he includes a joke so he can check whether the President has read it...
...The new name translates to "May the mouth rejoice...
...Games People Play From the catalog of P&S Sales, Chapel Hill, North Carolina: "Fed up with punks that terrorize the urban landscape...
...Police took him into custody for psychological evaluation...
...The Herald regrets the errors...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...Frontiers of Free Enterprise Randy Perini is marketing a cologne called Gregory's for upwardly mobile three-to-ten-year-olds...
...Explains Ken Gallagher, vice president for sales and marketing, "It creates a new profit center for the hospitals...
...It's the Real Thing The New York Daily News reports that Coca-Cola changed the name of its soft drink in China after discovering that the word means, in Chinese, "Bite the wax tadpole...
...The Horse's Mouth A brochure for the Yale University School of Management lists Ivan Boesky, risk arbitrageur, among the "visitors who provide a range of perspectives on the management of public, private, and nonprofit organizations...
...They can buy the phones from us for anywhere from $7 to $9, then turn around and charge the patients $10 to $12 for them...
...Each of these items was erroneous material published inadvertently...
...Now you can fight back in the comfort of your own home with the Subway Vigilante Game...
...People who sell cars at some Middle West dealerships now refer to themselves as automologists...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...Take Two Before Breakfast MiniPhones, Inc., of Midland, Texas, is selling disposable telephones to hospitals...
...Once Again from the Top Correction notice in The Miami Herald: "Last Sunday, The Herald erroneously reported that original Dolphin Johnny Holmes had been an insurance salesman in Raleigh, North Carolina, that he had won the New York lottery in 1982 and lost the money in a land swindle, that he had been charged with vehicular homicide, but acquitted because his mother said she drove the car, and that he stated that the funniest thing he ever saw was Flipper spouting water on George Wilson...
...Comes with four tokens—die-cast metal miniatures of snub-nosed .38, .357 Magnum, .380 automatic, and .45 automatic—plus twenty-four bullets, die, paper playing board, 'Make My Day' cards, and complete instructions...
...If the Secretary gets back to Washington and Reagan says, 'That was a great joke, George...
...Thanks for the Memory The Reverend Jerry Falwell says, "Ronald Reagan will be remembered, I believe, as the greatest President since Abraham Lincoln...
...He was not an insurance salesman in Raleigh, did not win the lottery, neither he nor his mother was charged or involved in any way with vehicular homicide, and he made no comment about Flipper or George Wilson...
...It costs $11.95...
...I've been telling it to everybody,' then Shultz knows his message got through to the President...
...That's right...
...It's a prelude to teaching more complex tasks...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...they are doing exercises in unison...
...Each player starts out on the streets of Brooklyn with a 'gun' token and six 'bullets.' The object is to get home to the Bronx alive...
...The Higher Learning Lieutenant Colonel John Ridge, professor of military science at Washington and Jefferson College in Washington, Pennsylvania, explaining the value of ROTC "leadership laboratories": "If you have a squad of eight other students, telling them left face, right face, forward march, if you can teach other people to do that, it develops a lot of self-confidence if you teach that well...
...The Way We Were In Palo Alto, California, Evelyn Burkhalter regularly conducts tours of her Barbie Hall of Fame and points out, according to The Wall Street Journal, that "people are seeing that this is no longer a doll but a representation of our history...
...On your way you'll encounter the vermin of the city—run out of bullets and you're mugged...
...In physical training...
...It not only helps in physical conditioning, it develops oral presentation skills...
...What's in a Name...
...Do Your Shopping Early Wain Roberts's firearms store in Pinellas Park, Florida, offers Christmas specials on guns, Mace tear gas, ammunition, gun safes, holsters, and gun-cleaning kits...
Vol. 51 • March 1987 • No. 3
