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no Comment And Tinkerbell Flew Out of Cinderella's Castle Retired Chief Justice Warren Burger presented journalist Nicholas Daniloff with a copy of the Constitution at a celebration marking the...
...Michael Eisner, chairman of Walt Disney Co., said, "No company is better able to communicate with the American public than Disney...
...no Comment And Tinkerbell Flew Out of Cinderella's Castle Retired Chief Justice Warren Burger presented journalist Nicholas Daniloff with a copy of the Constitution at a celebration marking the fifteenth anniversary of Florida's Disney World...
...Perfectly Clear President Reagan on women's progress, as quoted by Lou Cannon in The Washington Post: "It's not like the days of Ginger Rogers...
...Texas Ethics Texas State Senator Chet Brooks, explaining (to The Texas Observer) why his bank stock holdings and extensive bank loans did not constitute a conflict of interest when it came to voting on banking legislation: "I don't see any kind of conflict of interest for anybody, unless they have a controlling interest—51 per cent of a bank or something...
...a half-dozen near-naked female dancers allow a packed room full of men to wet them down in a most imaginative fashion...
...Last Tuesday, the dancers knelt by the side of the stage while mixed drink after mixed drink, ice and all, was dumped into their panties...
...Frontiers of Free Enterprise From a United Press International report in the Milwaukee Journal: "Financial speculators exploring business opportunities arising from AIDS figure more than $ 1 billion in profits can be gained from vaccines and other treatments to fight the disease...
...Every Tuesday and Thursday...
...Neither item is of much use in case of nuclear attack, said Colonel Roger Ducousso, when "the risk is cancer, twenty years from now, and that is not a military problem...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...First Things First According to Representative Thomas Hartnett, Republican of South Carolina, drugs pose "a threat worse than any nuclear warfare or any chemical warfare waged on any battlefield...
...From an ad for Johnnie Walker Black Label Scotch: "Did Czar Nicholas quibble with Carl Faberge over the price of eggs...
...Army's new M-9 Multi-Purpose Bayonet System (MPBS), says the bayonet "will be available to friendly forces, and we expect to introduce it to the consumer market, as well, in the United States and abroad...
...Discover the exhilaration of one-on-one competition at the speed of light...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...Liston-Wakefield, commanding officer of the Third Marine Regiment...
...Just in Time for Christmas Charles Buck of Buck Knives, Inc., one of the contractors for the U.S...
...There is a tremendous opportunity in the AIDS market of a magnitude beyond anything we have now,' said Matthew Heil, a biologist and consultant for Medical Faculty Associates...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...From the mail-order catalog of Texas Connection, Inc., of Dallas: red-and-green felt Christmas stockings shaped like jalapeno peppers, at $10 each...
...Not to Worry According to Knight-Ridder News Service, a recent display of military wear at the Pentagon included a khaki jumpsuit with a layer of charcoal-filter fabric to protect against nerve and mustard gas, and an inflatable body bag with clear plastic windows to be used in evacuating the wounded from a combat zone...
...A "basic set," including StarLyte Pistol, Star-Sensor, and Star-Belt, costs $59...
...She could've at least had the courtesy to buy a pair of ours...
...Or a galactic free-for-all, where it's every man, woman, and child for himself...
...to jump out of airplanes...
...Social Notes from All Over From a story in The Detroit News: "Welcome to 'Rambo Wet Panty Night,' a twice-weekly event at the Atlantis Lounge, a 'businessman's' cocktail/topless bar in the downriver Detroit suburb of Lincoln Park...
...They join to crawl through the mud...
...Her male counterpart got the lion's share of the publicity, but Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did and did it with high heels on and doing it backwards...
...A Few Good Men From a story in the Honolulu Star-Bulletin: " 'Nobody joins the Marine Corps to do [mess duty] work,' said Colonel K.R...
...Included: a camouflage layette with matching hunting cap...
...When you are dealing with something quite extraordinary, price somehow seems irrelevant...
...Boys Will Be Boys An advertisement in American Baby magazine offers "lightweight and durable camouflage designer wear for newborns to age three—a loving gift for the best buddy you'll ever have...
...From the Sharper Image catalog: "Welcome to the age of Lazer Tag...
...When another dancer reclined on the wet floor in a mock-ballet maneuver, several men stood up and poured cans of beer over her body...
...Things like that.' " A Rose by Any Other Name The government of East Germany refers to the Berlin Wall as the "antifascist protective rampart...
...Bids start at $250,000...
...The largest wristwatch in the world," eighty feet high and "in perfect running order," is on sale in Vancouver, British Columbia...
...From an ad for Kenneth Cole Shoes: "Imelda Marcos bought 2,700 pairs of shoes...
Vol. 50 • December 1986 • No. 12
