A SMILE OR TWO
A Smile or Two Doubtful.—Spurgeon was once asked if the man who learned to play a cornet on Sunday would go to heaven. The great preacher's reply was characteristic. Said he: "I don't see why he...
...We have to do it, Silas, to get into society," replied Mrs...
...Ex...
...Yonkers Statesman...
...Well," said the old man, scratching his head, "judging from results it don't seem to me that we're gettin' into society quite so much as society is gettin' into us...
...By ginger, Maria...
...But it's a blonde hair, and my hair is black...
...Tit-Bits...
...Noovo winced...
...he ejaculated, "$2,000 is a pile o' money...
...Noovo was running over the bills with her husband...
...I know, dear, but you must remember I haven't worn this coat before in a month...
...Darkness begins when the lights are lit...
...Expensive Society.—The great ball had been given, and Mrs...
...Noovo...
...Said he: "I don't see why he should not, but"—after a pause—"I doubt whether the man next door will...
...Explained.—"Henry, here's a hair on your coat...
...In Ireland.—While touring last summer, a certain holiday-maker found this item in a list of police regulations posted up on a highway in Ireland: "Until further notice, every vehicle must carry a light when darkness begins...
...When it was found that they totalled $2,000 Mr...
...Yes, dear, it's one of yours...
Vol. 4 • October 1912 • No. 40
