A SMILE OR TWO
A Smile or Two Putting His Foot In It.—Young Neu-rich had scarcely made his debut in society when he found it necessary to decline an invitation to a reception, owing to a previous engagement. He...
...said Willie...
...Latest Fad.—"So," said the Goddess of Fortune, "you are weary of steam-yachts and special trains...
...Everybody's Magazine...
...One man can hold me...
...Van Uppson's invitation for the 21st...
...Friends rushed in and held each contestant firmly...
...Mrs...
...I want to go into a convention with my private steam-roller...
...Gee...
...Washington Star...
...you must have been a terror...
...and thanks her extremely for having given him the opportunity to do so...
...Tinkle—They say that Mrs...
...Had Enough.—Two men who really did not want to fight, but who had got the idea that it would be disgraceful not to do so, fell to blows...
...Dimple—Yes indeed, you should have seen how mortified she was a while ago when she learned that her husband owned common stock in a railroad.— Satire...
...Yes," replied her especial favorite...
...Well, what do you desire now...
...Humiliating.—Mrs...
...Look at Grandpa...
...He did so by penning the following note: "Mr...
...Entirely...
...Willie," said the mother sorrowfully, "everytime you are naughty I get another gray hair...
...J. Henry Neurich declines with pleasure Mrs...
...Neaurich is becoming more proper every day...
...Ladies Home Journal...
...An Example...
...Warrior Number One, seeing the extremely violent efforts of Warrior Number Two to break away, cried out: "More of you men hold Swanson...
...And you have ceased to care for motor-cars and aeroplanes...
Vol. 4 • August 1912 • No. 32
