A SMILE OR TWO
A Smile or Two Not Just What They Meant.—Considerable amusement is being expressed over a portion of the Lorimer hearing, when W. J. Burns, the detective, was on the witness stand. Burns and...
...Dry land," squeaked a little girl, after the others had given it up.— Woman's Home Companion...
...Quite Right.—"What did Noah live on when the flood went away and the food in the ark was all gone...
...Proceed with the examination...
...Well, I guess it is grand bacon," said the old lady, turning the slices in the pan...
...Grand bacon that," said the friend, sniffing affably...
...The chairman—There is no occasion for it.—Pittsburgh Dispatch...
...Woman's Home Companion...
...The chairman—That will not be tolerated...
...That pig died a natural death...
...The chairman (Senator Dillingham) —We will not have any controversy of this kind...
...Well...
...Uncle Tom, looking over one of her reports the other evening, asked Jane just what Elementary Science meant...
...Burns and Elbridge Hanecy were calling names...
...said the little girl, hesitating a moment, "I'm not quite sure whether it is the study of wild animals or the insides of us...
...Naturally Baconed.—A friend dropped in on an old lady who was frying a bit of bacon...
...Uncertain.—Jane, aged nine, always brings home very satisfactory reports from school, invariably getting "A" in Elementary Science...
...An' it's none o' yer murdered stuff, neither...
...Burns—No, but I will hand you that back every time you hand me anything of that sort...
...Senator Fletcher—I do not see any occasion for that at all...
...Now, I am telling you the truth...
...Grand bacon...
...asked a Sunday-school teacher of her class...
Vol. 4 • July 1912 • No. 30
