A SMILE OR TWO
A Smile or Two Broke the Record.—"How did he manage to escape from the penitentiary? I thought it was well-nigh impossible." "Well, he figured it out on scientific lines. Somebody smuggled him a...
...May—I never heard of such a thing...
...Where do they get the buttons...
...It was a brand new car, too," he added, his voice trembling with emotion.—Harper's Weekly...
...Thanks, old man," said Wilkerson, returning the other's sympathetic pressure of hand...
...A Prolific Source.—Fay—Are you going to the church button sale...
...Kansas City Journal...
...The Female of the Species.—"Now," said the teacher, in an elementary talk upon architecture, "can any little boy tell us what a 'buttress' is...
...I shouldn't have done it.—Boston Transcript...
...Somebody smuggled him a pair of trunks, and after he got outside everybody thought he was running a marathon...
...The reply came back over the telephone in sarcastic tones: "Well, if it's not asking too much, I'd like to have a two-thousand-pound ton this time...
...Kansas City Star...
...asked the dealer...
...The Kind They All Want.—During the cold weather last spring when the coal supply was short a South Side housekeeper called up a coal yard and ordered a ton of coal sent out at once...
...Lacked Foresight.—Landlord—You owe me now for four months' rent, and the first three months you paid so promptly...
...I know," shouted Tommy Smart...
...Ex...
...Tenant—Yes, I know...
...Where the Rub Came.—"I was awfully sorry, old chap," said Dubbleigh to Wilkerson, "when I heard that your chauffeur had taken your car and run off with your daughter...
...What size, please...
...Fay—Out of the the contribution box...
...A nanny-goat...
Vol. 4 • July 1912 • No. 29
