A SMILE OR TWO
A Smile or Two His Position.—Neighbor—They tell me your son is in the college eleven. Proud Mother—Yes, indeed. Neighbor—Do you know what position he plays? Proud Mother—I ain't sure, but I...
...Judge...
...Kidder—"By Jove...
...I should think," replied Thomas, "that the wind was blowing...
...said the editor...
...No...
...I'm nothing of the kind, and it' confoundedly awkward, because, you see I'm a coal merchant...
...I was one of the competitor at the athletic match yesterday, and yo have called me the well-known light weight champion...
...Well, are'nt you...
...Following Edison.—Gabblieton—"Edison declares that four hours' sleep per night is enough for any man...
...There were two Englishmen laboring on the same road, so- they decided to have a joke with the Irishman...
...They painted a donkey's head on the back of Pat's coat, and watched to see him put it on...
...Not the kind he Meant.—"You'v made a mistake in your paper," said th indignant man, entering the editoria sanctum...
...Proud Mother—I ain't sure, but I think he's one of the drawbacks.—Satire...
...Cleveland Leaden * * * Turned the Joke.—Pat was busy on a Hull road working with his coat off...
...That is exactly what my baby thinks...
...Tit-Bits...
...Pat, of course, saw the donkey's head,on his coat, and, turning to the Englishmen said: "Which of yez wiped your face on my coat...
...Practical Tommy.—No man would have dared to accuse Tommy of a lack of patriotism, yet— "Tommy," said the teacher, "tell us what you would think if you saw the stars and stripes waving over the field of battle...
Vol. 4 • July 1912 • No. 28
