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no Comment The Miracle Worker Evangelist Oral Roberts plans to develop a seven-acre, $15 million Christian theme park in Tulsa, Oklahoma. It will use special effects to re-create miracles from the...
...Ask the Expert Prometheus Books of Buffalo, New York, hails Timothy J. Cooney's Telling Right from Wrong as "an important contribution to the field of moral philosophy," while acknowledging that the book's original publisher dropped it after discovering that the author had forged a letter of endorsement he had submitted with his manuscript...
...Both acts should be against the law in every state...
...Studies have proven that if you have a prisoner who's a little excited, and you put them in a pink-colored cell, it slows them down a little bit,' Police Chief George Christensen says...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...Frontiers of Free Enterprise Available from Bijan, a designer of men's fashions: a gold .38-caliber revolver priced at $10,000...
...Aliens Among Us Weekly World News, a supermarket checkout-counter newspaper, headlines Your Co-worker Could Be a Space Alien, Say Experts...
...In the Pink From an Associated Press story datelined Racine, Wisconsin: "Police here say they have a new psychological weapon to use against roughnecks and hooligans...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...All abortions will be performed in prison hospitals and all AIDS treatment will take place there...
...Clothes Make the Woman From a Macy's ad in the Village Voice...
...He told The Wall Street Journal, "God only knows what the communists put in their beer...
...Space aliens who don't understand earthly humor may laugh during a serious company training film or tell jokes that no one understands...
...From a Rupert Cornelius ad in the Wisconsin State Journal: Feel like a woman, wear a dress...
...Games People Play Barbara Wruck, a spokeswoman for Coleco Industries of West Hartford, Connecticut, says the firm will be marketing a Rambo doll, based on Sylvester Stallone's movie character, and will equip the doll with lots of "weaponry and vehicles, all the things that create a proper play environment...
...It will use special effects to re-create miracles from the Bible and scenes from Roberts's life, and will also include a gift shop, restaurant, marriage counseling facility, and television studio...
...Wild Blue Yonder Retired Air Force General Curtis LeMay has urged World War II veterans to lobby Congress for more funds for military aircraft because "air power has something wonderful to offer mankind...
...importer of China Beer, wants consumers to know his product comes from Taiwan, not the People's Republic...
...The Paper Chase President Reagan's message to Congress pledging a reduction in "burdensome" Federal regulatory activity was accompanied by a 616-page book, prepared by the Office of Management and Budget, on how seventeen major Federal agencies are reducing paperwork...
...But the studies also show that a long stay in the Pink Cell can instill hostility...
...It's the Pink Cell, designed to sedate the wildest of occupants, officials say...
...Regular Programming Will Resume Shortly Ted Turner, proprietor of Cable News Network, on the likely consequences of a military confrontation between the superpowers: "Nuclear war would certainly set back cable...
...Sipping cafe au lait as you nibble away at thoughts of Sartre...
...Since either getting AIDS or getting pregnant when unmarried constitutes proof that one of these illegal events has occurred, no further evidence is needed to jail the person responsible...
...1) the practice of sodomy, and (2) extramarital relations without protection by condom...
...of Houston, Texas, is the sole U.S...
...You can't leave them in there for more than twenty minutes, because then it works in the opposite way,' he says...
...One way to tell: "Bizarre sense of humor...
...Sweet and Simple Mary Jane Rachner, conservative candidate for Congress in the Sixth District of Minnesota, on how to cope with AIDS: "My solution is simple...
...We must enforce our laws and incarcerate carriers of AIDS...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...After we stop the tragic use of tainted blood for transfusions, we are left with two causes to eliminate...
...Red Ales in the Sunset J. Hunter Todd, whose Casablanca Co...
...in Sandra Drennen's ribbed cotton dress...
Vol. 49 • October 1985 • No. 10