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The Higher Learning Students at the University of Texas in Austin can wage war against the Soviet Union in their campus video arcade. "Ro-botron" has been reprogrammed to tell players they can save...
...Good Old American Know-how Front-page headline in the Austin (Texas) American-Statesman: Death Penalty to Be Studied for Efficiency...
...I was shocked," he said...
...It just may be that Hitler's burning of anti-Nazi books prior to World War II has made us have an unholy respect for anything printed in book form...
...Some things must be kept, and yes, some things may be burned...
...Keep America Beautiful Montana Power Company Chairman Joe McElwain, as quoted in the Portland Ore-gonian: "I happen to be one of those people who thinks the aesthetics of an area are improved by putting a nice transmission line through it...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...The new name, says the NAM, is more up to date...
...Washington, the high school football team is called the Bombers...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...See You Later, Alligator Associated Press dispatch from Cross Creek...
...Players wear a mushroom cloud emblem on their helmets...
...Students wore guerrilla costumes and earned to> weapons...
...Not with a Bang but a Whimper Scientists at the Australian National University's Mount Stromlo Observatory have concluded that the universe will go on expanding forever, and that life will slowly die out in a dark, frozen waste, instead of disappearing in a final, cataclysmic explosion...
...For the Kid Who Has Everything Among the "action toys for good girls and boys" advertised in Radio Shack's Christmas catalog is an Exciting MP Communications Helmet: "An ideal gift for the little soldier in the family...
...Burn, Baby, Burn Advice from the Pro-Family Forum Newsletter...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...A Chuckle in Every Aria The Bay Theatre in Seal Beach, California, advertised that it was showing a "classic Italian comedy," La Traviata...
...Florida: "An experimental alligator hunt has ended with the killing of 277 alligators...
...Marilyn King, Manager of Contemporary Marketing for the Ford Motor Company, says the purpose of automotive advertising is to "protect the consumer from the complications, the confusion of the marketplace...
...Peanuts and a Prize John Iglesias of Santa Ana, California, found a miniature sex manual in a box of Cracker Jack...
...Borden, Inc., manufacturer of Cracker Jack, said it has instituted "extensive security measures...
...The Lowest Learning In Richland...
...Wisconsin, was "Terrorize Them," referring to the Parkview High School football team...
...Just because a book has been published does not mean that it has an eternal right to exist or to be read...
...In "Stargate," players rack up points by striking "aggressive Soviet ships...
...The Lower Learning The theme for homecoming dress-up at Catholic High School in Bcloit...
...Kids strap it to their heads, talk into the chin-strap microphone, and the built-in amplifier and speaker give them a 'voice of authority.' Lets your lucky youngster be the life of the neighborhood...
...I was thinking it was going to be little pages of cartoons or little paste-on tattoos...
...Right on Cue The National Association of Manufacturers has changed the name of its Council on a Union Free Environment to CUE— An Organization for Positive Employee Relations...
...Lieutenant Dewey Weaver of the Florida Game and Fresh Water Commission (said) the purpose of the hunt is to determine whether alligators can be harvested as a 'renewable reviurce.'" With Friends Like These...
...Ro-botron" has been reprogrammed to tell players they can save the human race from "communist mutant from outer space Andropov...
Vol. 48 • January 1984 • No. 1
