No Comment
NO COMMENT Kill 'em with Kindness A Ford Motor Company spokesman, explaining why Ford would rather run overtime shifts than rehire laid-off workers: "It would be cruel to call people back for a...
...And Modest, Too Senator Gary Hart, Colorado Democrat, told a Wall Street Journal reporter, "The longer I'm in public life, the more Tm convinced that I'm ideally suited to governing...
...needlessly killed...
...industry, has gone out of business, displacing six employees...
...They wear the same sort of uniforms, the same turbans...
...Letter of the Law U.S...
...A new disarmament organization...
...Good to the Last Drop According to a Dow Chemical Company report, chloracne, the skin condition caused by exposure to dioxin, is "usually not disabling but may be fatal...
...Bosom Buddies In a statement to the U.S...
...Food and Drug Administration, the American Society of Plastic and Reconstructive Surgeons asserted that women who have small breasts are afflicted with "deformities," and that treatment of the condition is "often very necessary to ensure an improved quality of life...
...No More Red Tape The Advertising Council has asked magazines to "please discontinue running a United Way print ad of a few years ago headlined, 'The Government Can Do Everything the United Way Does...
...Only They Wrap It Up for You in Nice Red Ribbon...
...I'm basically shy...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...Miles and Miles of It.'" In the Reagan era, the red tape ad is "terribly outdated," the Ad Council says...
...The letter says, "It is up to you to decide whether you and your family will be one of those...
...The brochure says, "In the fifteen minutes it will take you to read this brochure, Russian missiles could be impacting with their deadly atomic warheads...
...No Help Wanted Displacement Corporation of America, founded last fall to act as plant-closing consultants to U.S...
...A More Perfect Union STUART GOLDENBERG A Matter of Taste The "Committee to Make El Salvador the Fifty-first State" is headquartered in Davie, Florida...
...You Can't Tell the Players From a New York Times dispatch describing the difficulties of fighting (and covering) the civil war in Chad: " 'Soldiers on both sides dress alike,' said one source...
...I asked him to write me a letter," the official confided...
...it means "may or may not...
...Let It Ring An official of the Energy and Environmental Systems Division at the Argonne National Laboratory reported in a memo to superiors that he "had an unavoidable media contact" when he answered the telephone in his secretary's absence and found himself talking to a reporter...
...However, U.S...
...We don't think that's in good taste...
...No, "a dependable radiation meter so you know how to limit your radiation exposure to a safe level" after a nuclear war...
...Attorney Stanley Harris, explaining why the Justice Department declined to press contempt-of-Congress charges against Anne M. Burford, former head of the Environmental Protection Agency: The word "shall" in the statute requiring prosecution doesn't really mean "shall...
...NO COMMENT Kill 'em with Kindness A Ford Motor Company spokesman, explaining why Ford would rather run overtime shifts than rehire laid-off workers: "It would be cruel to call people back for a temporary aberration in the market...
...He added, "I'm shy...
...Performance of high-technology weapons in last year's Falkland Islands war "has greatly heightened customer interest," the Los Angeles Times reports...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...Identity Crisis When an undercover police officer in Omaha, Nebraska, appeared in court wearing a gorilla mask to conceal his identity while testifying in a narcotics case, police officials ordered him to switch to a pillowcase disguise to preserve "an aura of professionalism...
...It costs $149.95...
...manufacturers must exercise restraint in advertising weapons systems...
...So we can't be certain.'" Pay as You Glow The envelope says, "You can fight back...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...Says Al Fras-cella of the Navy Air Systems Command, "We won't approve ads showing weapons drawing blood...
Vol. 47 • September 1983 • No. 9
