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NO COMMENT Peace Is Our Profession From Boeing Aerospace Company's house organ, Boeing News: "If you see little reference to MX in future Boeing News stories, it is because the missile system has...
...When boys wear earrings, Braden explained, "this is instrumental in their not doing well in school...
...Goodbye, Hello Morgan Guaranty Trust Co...
...Waiting for the End Some 180 undertakers from around the country attended a seminar in Cincinnati on the proper handling of radioactive corpses...
...It's Deductible Internal Revenue Service income tax instructions now contain directions on how to "make voluntary contributions to reduce the public debt...
...Clarence Lush-baugh of Oak Ridge, Tennessee, an instructor, explained, "In time of some big disaster or some big spill, you have to have people who know what they're doing...
...Watch the mutants change form before your eyes...
...Here's how it's described in the latest Crutch-field Computers catalog: "The communist mutants are invading and you must save the planet...
...And Mir-acles-in-Motion of Toluca Lake, California, sells a solar-powered tape recorder that can be installed in a tombstone to play up to two hours of the deceased's recorded words...
...You have four defense options: shields, time warp, penetrating missiles, and guided missiles...
...Why Children Fail Principal Frank Braden of Do-bie High School in Pasadena, Texas, barred fifteen-year-old Troy Erickson from classes because he wears an earring...
...It's politics...
...The guys who owned Winn-Dixie, which just wouldn't let us in nohow, walked out of that meeting and said, "We still don't like the Enquirer, but we've got to put it in now...
...it goes off whenever the refrigerator door is opened...
...Dirty Hands How Publisher Generoso Pope Jr...
...Soviet Superiority Chairman John Tower of the Senate Armed Services Committee, lamenting the skepticism of some of his colleagues toward Pentagon spending requests: "In Russia, when the military men sell the Politburo on something, that's it...
...of New York instructs its employees, "Avoid saying 'hello.' This elsewhere pleasant and familiar greeting is out of place in the world of business...
...Socialists Bar Eye Exams From a Diners Club ad in The Wall Street Journal: "The greatest product of capitalism is the freedom it gives to individuals to test their vision and exercise their initiative...
...How did Pope get the help of Melvin Laird...
...Extra...
...The faster you pedal, the more swiftly the scenery passes by...
...Cost: $20,000...
...One hand washes the other.' " Unsound Effects Hog Wild...
...He smiles...
...got his National Enquirer into supermarket chains, as related in Forbes: " 'We got Melvin Laird, who was Secretary of Defense at the time, to personally take supermarket executives on a tour of the White House where they spent a half hour with President Nixon,' Pope claims...
...Frontiers of Free Enterprise Neiman-Marcus is peddling a laser optical video-disc exercycle with a forty-five-inch screen that simulates, as you pedal, a bike ride through the Southern California canyons, down a shady country lane, past Beverly Hills mansions, or across West Coast beach dunes...
...Games People Play If you have an Atari VCS game machine, a cassette player, a Starpath Supercharger, and $14, you can play "Communist Mutants from Space...
...Perfectly Clear President Reagan at the signing of the Social Security bill: "And I am now going over and sign, and as you can notice how cold it is, twelve pens there are too cold—they can only sign one letter, each pen...
...Within three years, Pope had locked up all the major supermarket chains in the country...
...NO COMMENT Peace Is Our Profession From Boeing Aerospace Company's house organ, Boeing News: "If you see little reference to MX in future Boeing News stories, it is because the missile system has now officially been named 'Peacekeeper.' The new name, appropriate because of the deterrent nature of the weapon, is now in use by the Boeing team, and changes are being made in documents, correspondence, and procedures...
...If my name came out to thirteen letters, I would have misspelled it...
...of Boston is marketing "a live recording of lusty porkers dining at the trough...
Vol. 47 • July 1977 • No. 7
