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NO COMMENT A Rose Is a Rose Is a Rose In official U.S. State Department terminology, the American military serving with Salvadoran armed forces are "trainers." The old word, "advisers," has been...
...How Time Flies The Seiko Time Corporation's line of wristwatches now includes some that have both digital displays and old-fashioned dials...
...Boom Times Ahead News story in the Wellsboro Gazette, Tioga County, Pennsylvania: "A nuclear war could be the best thing to happen in Tioga County in these depressed economic times...
...And I will wait and make that decision...
...Storming Ashore at the Junior Prom Actor Hugh O'Brian told Leatherneck magazine that his Youth Foundation, which conducts "leadership seminars" for high school sophomores, is patterned on the U.S...
...Lots of Lemons General Motors Chairman Roger B. Smith described GM's new joint venture with Toyota to produce a subcompact car in the United States as a serendipitous encounter, "like seven lemons coming up all in a row on a slot machine...
...The Silent Majority Speaks In Ward, Colorado, John Farley was elected mayor several weeks after he died of pneumonia...
...Send in the Second Team Bill Hollowell, a member of the Texas legislature, has introduced a bill that would authorize former lawmakers to serve in place of state senators and representatives killed in a nuclear attack...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...That way we can split our mobilized fire teams into any formation...
...The old word, "advisers," has been scrapped as too evocative of Vietnam...
...Food and Drug Administration has determined that pears described as "chunky" must be peeled, cored, and cut into pieces at least thirteen millimeters wide but not more than forty-four millimeters long...
...The company calls these Personal Time Control Centers...
...Perfectly Clear President Reagan, responding to a press conference question: "I have always, kind of, held to a rule that until it is—I will talk about vetoes in general principle...
...These units are divisible by twelve, and we load them into four buses...
...A friend explained, "Ward's a ghost town, and we decided to elect a dead man to represent the silent majority...
...Kill 'em with Kindness Conservative philosopher Russell Kirk, reflecting on the death penalty in a new right-wing collection called Criminal Justice Reform, a Blueprint: "Death . . . can be a friend, a mother, a lover...
...For all of us, in the end, death is the ultimate mercy...
...Your Tax Dollars at Work The U.S...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...The Russians Are Coming Representative Larry McDonald, Democrat of Georgia, is convinced that in the Ninety-seventh Congress, at least eighty-five of his colleagues in the House were "committed to a totalitarian socialist state...
...It shows a lack of politeness to kill people when the Pope asks us not to do it...
...If the Federal Government has planned accordingly and if local businessmen are prepared, Tioga County can enjoy the biggest economic boom in its history when 115,000 New Jersey residents motor in and register at Mansfield State College, hopefully in time for supper at one of the 217 feeding facilities capable of providing 71,300 meals at one time...
...Frontiers of Free Enterprise FirstAir, a luxury airline scheduled to take to the skies in June, will charge passengers $3,000 for a Los Angeles/New York round trip including private telephone, secretary, copy machine, stock ticker, barber, manicurist, and con- , ference room...
...We have to deal with reality," he explains...
...Tsk, Tsk, Such Manners An executive of the Guatemalan government admitted to reporters that six political prisoners should not have been executed just before the Pope's recent visit: "It was a mistake...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...Marine Corps: "I divided it into four sections, like a platoon, and further split them into three groups, like squads...
...I do not understand why we should deny that mercy to slayers whose earthly existence is a grave...
...But until it actually gets to my desk, I have always said that in the legislative process sometimes an orange becomes an apple...
Vol. 47 • May 1983 • No. 6
