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A o COM \u: \ / Trigger's Last Stand Roy Rogers, the sixty-nine-year-old former cowboy star, says, "They'll have to shoot me first to take my gun." He's been hired by the National Rifle...
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...Too, Too Divine Phyllis Schlafly, fresh from her triumph over the Equal Rights Amendment, has other comforts, too...
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...Neutrality Has Its Limits A neighborhood preservation group claimed responsibility for firebombing the Swiss headquarters of the McDonald's hamburger chain in Zurich...
...The Medium Is the Message When a character on a nationally televised soap opera commits suicide, the suicide rate increases all over America, according to a study by a sociologist at the University of California-San Diego...
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...Taken for a Ride After publicly complaining that they are neglected and abused in the Reagan Administration, black Republican office-holders were taken for a three-hour cruise on the Potomac, complete with dance band, pep talks, and certificates attesting to their "unwavering support...
...Buy Before It's Too Late The Treasury Department, acknowledging that it will be difficult to levy income taxes after a nuclear holocaust, has plans to impose a 20 per cent sales tax in event of an "emergency...
...Perfectly Clear An announcement from the Alamo Consulting Group: "The Alamo Consulting Group leads the field of management development in proactive processes with a new validated design...
...Authorities decided to reopen the school today after state and Federal officials agreed no health hazard existed...
...He wants Congress to require a warning label...
...John Brough of the West Virginia Department of Health said the danger had passed: 'The level of the compound did not exceed that of what the Environmental Protection Agency would consider above normal for drinking water...
...Senate had the whole second floor of its Dirksen Office Building repainted because lobbyists standing in line for days outside the Finance Committee during tax-bill mark-up sessions had scuffed the walls...
...The atomic bomb," she says, "is a marvelous gift that was given to our country by a wise God...
...Any Dotted Line Will Do_ Senator Paula Hawkins, Florida Republican, denied involvement in a real estate conflict-of-interest, explaining that as a busy public official, she often signs papers she hasn't read...
...The Old Whitewash The U.S...
...Too Much of a Good Thing From a UPI dispatch datelined Petersburg, West Virginia: "An herbicide apparently seeped into drinking water and caused about 100 students to become ill since December at Petersburg High School, officials determined...
...Better Shred than Read Fellowes Manufacturing Company of Itasca, Illinois, advertises its PowerShred as "fast and office-quiet, yet powerful enough to destroy anything from printouts to paper clips . . . with precision 'feed-to-shred' ratio which virtually eliminates jams...
...The Power and the Glory The Long Island Lighting Company is distributing in pamphlet form an article by William Grosvenor Pollard, a physicist and Episcopal priest, who contends that stars are "natural nuclear power plants" and that nuclear energy is "intended by God" to play a "destined and essential role in the future course of humanity...
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...They did it with their Guccis," said Finance Committee Chairman Bob Dole...
...Gremlins in the Grooves Representative Robert K. Dornan, California Republican, says the Led Zeppelin song, "Stairway to Heaven," contains such hidden messages as "I live for Satan" and "The Lord turns me off...
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Vol. 46 • September 1982 • No. 9
