No Comment
NO COMMENT Room with a View Lane Blackmore, a real estate developer in LaVerkin, Utah, is selling underground condominium homes that double as fallout shelters. Outdoor scenes are painted on the...
...His Master's Voice Investment counselor Howard Ruff, who publishes a newsletter called Ruff Times, has cut a record album entitled Songs of Country, Money, Family Love, and Inspiration...
...Money," and "Hymn to America...
...From a news item in The Washington Post: "William R. Chambers, president of C.B...
...Bad luck increases the probability of earthquakes...
...Keep 'em Unconfused Retired General William G. Westmoreland, who commanded U.S...
...Used with a Joystick Controller...
...A thirty-two-ounce bottle costs about a dollar...
...Readers are invited to submit nominations, as well as appropriately foolish "No Comment" items...
...Reach for a Roscoe Instead of a Book Montgomery County Community College in Blue Bell, Pennsylvania, citing "a lack of demonstrated interest," has shut down its library science program and replaced it with a lethal weapons training course...
...Outdoor scenes are painted on the "windows...
...Above all, try to avoid a meltdown...
...Allocate workers to repair damage...
...Telling It Like It Is Headline over an Associated Press story on the front page of The Lima (Ohio) News: Reagan helps sling sandbags...
...When a Recession Bottoms Out...
...It is also the ultimate symbol of an attitude The Progressive recognizes by bestowing the Neutron Bomb A ward...
...Head for the Hills From a software catalogue for Atari personal computers: "Scram...
...The neutron bomb, which spares property but destroys people, has been described as "the ultimate capitalist weapon...
...We feel to some extent these two things are recession proof,' Chambers said...
...Do It His Way John Ehrlichman says his recently published Watergate reminiscence, Witness to Power, is "both a memoir and a how-to book" on government...
...THE NEUTRON BOMB AWARD This month's Neutron Bomb Award goes to the McDonnell Douglas Corporation for its advertisements in Time and Newsweek promoting the cruise missile as "a missile tor all seasons": ""Neither snow nor rain, no, nor leaves, nor gloom of night stays cruise missiles from the swift completion of their appointed rounds...
...Without a technical background, you can learn the fundamentals of its operation and develop a deeper understanding of nuclear safety issues...
...This is saying this is a good product, a useful product...
...Straight to the Top The Church of God in Com-mack, New York, received a fund-raising letter from President Reagan, seeking a $120 contribution "to keep Republican Senators in office...
...floods worsen...
...It began, "Dear Mr...
...Fleet Co., makers of Fleet Enemas and Summer's Eve Disposable Douche, says so far 1982 sales are 20 per cent higher than last year...
...His earnings are estimated at $500,000 a year...
...General Accounting Office has issued a report called Guidelines for Assessing Whether Human Factors Were Considered in the Weapon Systems Acquisition Process...
...forces in Vietnam, says the next time America goes to war, the news media will have to be gagged...
...Submissions can not be acknowledged or returned...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies, indicating name and date of publication...
...Sherman L. Hislop, a vice president of the aerospace firm, explained the ads: "We are not trying to sell anything in this case...
...What About Subhuman Factors...
...Ages twelve to adult...
...It explains that "human factors should be an important consideration...
...Frontiers of Free Enterprise Rosebrand Products, Inc., of New York City is marketing Juice Treat, a "beef flavored" vegetable drink for dogs...
...No Sacrifice Too Small General Motors Chairman Roger Smith is having $135 a month deducted from his pay to help fund rebates to purchasers of GM cars...
...The U.S...
...an educational simulation of a nuclear power plant...
...It sells for $9.95 and includes such finger-snappers as "I Walked Where Jesus Walked," "Money...
...Without censorship," he explains, "things can get terribly confused in the public mind...
...to be sure that weapon systems can be operated and maintained by the people who must use them...
Vol. 46 • May 1982 • No. 5
