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NO COMMENT Different Strokes Newmarket Press has published a 152-page book called Dr. Michael Fox's Massage Program for Cats and Dogs. Going My Way? From the student handbook at fundamentalist...
...Eyes Only In Wellington, New Zealand, a ten-year-old boy found a briefcase lost by a Security Service intelligence agent...
...1,743), used funds contributed by an anonymous donor to purchase four nine-millimeter machine guns...
...Thus the same exposure may produce fewer total excess cancers in this group than with a younger segment of the population...
...Kathy Grant and Conrad Chester, researchers at the Oak Ridge National Laboratory in Tennessee, for a study they prepared for the U.S...
...The neutron bomb, which spares property but destroys people, has been described as "the ultimate capitalist weapon...
...From the student handbook at fundamentalist Bob Jones University, Greenville, South Carolina: "No young man may walk with a girl on campus unless both of them have a legitimate reason for going in the same direction...
...Know Your Enemy The U.S...
...Perfectly Clear Victor Reeve, director of a California Highway Patrol study of the effects on drivers of marijuana and alcohol use, said women were excluded from the study because "the combination of marijuana and alcohol seems to be a fairly erotic combination...
...Commerce Department has told the Mennonite Central Committee that it may not send notebooks, pencils, erasers, and rulers to Cambodian schoolchildren because that would constitute "developmental aid" to the Vietnamese-backed Cambodian government, which the United States does not recognize...
...Readers are invited to submit nominations, as well as appropriately foolish "No Comment" items...
...Older people," they wrote, "will come to the end of their natural life spans before reaching the end of the risk pki-(eau...
...Fair Is Fair Texas State Senator Walter "Mad Dog" Mengden has suggested storing U.S...
...Couples may not invent a reason to be going the same way...
...THE NEUTRON BOMB AWARD This month's Neutron Bomb Award goes to Drs...
...Department of Energy, under contract with the Union Carbide Corporation, in which they recommended that survivors of a nuclear attack should send old people foraging for food and water so that the young would be spared the effects of radiation exposure...
...Born to Be Beaten The Reverend Greg Dixon of the Indianapolis Baptist Temple, explaining why fundamentalist Christians favor corporal punishment: "We do believe that children are bad and are born sinners...
...Join the Navy, See the Screen Chief Petty Officer Julie Reed, who signed eighty-three enlistees to become the U.S...
...What So Proudly We Hailed The Potter State Bank of Potter, Nebraska, boasts an electronic flag-storing device that permits Old Glory to be raised at dawn and lowered at dusk without being touched by human hands...
...Frontiers of Free Enterprise Those wonderful folks who brought us, two years ago, a welfare fraud game called "Public Assistance" are marketing a new game called "Capital Punishment...
...they must both be going in the same direction for a definite purpose...
...It is also the ultimate symbol of an attitude The Progressive recognizes by bestowing the Neutron Bomb Award...
...Whose Embargo...
...That interests them...
...Submissions can not be acknowledged or returned...
...We want something in return...
...A player wins when he has sent his opponent's criminals to "The Chair" or "Life Imprisonment...
...Whitewright Is Ready for the Worst The municipality of Whitewright, Texas (pop...
...Mayor Felix Robinson explained the weapons would come in handy in case of "riot or nuclear attack...
...If we secure El Salvador for that dictator, then we should store our nuclear waste there...
...Navy's top 1981 recruiter, said she finds her prospects in video game arcades: "I just ask them if they know the Navy has sonar, radar, and computer weapons that work just like the games...
...radioactive waste in El Salvador, explaining: "We've marched all over the world for democracy, and there are other places in the world where it [nuclear waste] can be stored...
...It contained secret documents, three meat pies, two slices of cake, and a skin magazine...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies, indicating name and date of publication...
...The Thompson Cigar Company of Tampa, Florida, advertises (in The Wall Street Journal) that "you don't need Castro's permission" to enjoy cigars as good as those banned "when the Cuban embargo hit...
Vol. 46 • March 1982 • No. 3
