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NO COMMENT Right to Life but Not Limb Dr. Jeronimo Dominguez, the Right to Life Party's candidate in the recent New York City mayoral campaign, said he would favor amputation as a criminal...
...Pink rates second...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...Tax Court has ruled that a drug pusher who operates out of his apartment may take a tax deduction for a share of the rent, as well as for transportation, entertainment, and other business expenses...
...Readers are invited to submit appropriately foolish "No Comment" items as well as candidates for the Neutron Bomb Award...
...Jeronimo Dominguez, the Right to Life Party's candidate in the recent New York City mayoral campaign, said he would favor amputation as a criminal penalty...
...And Budget Director David Stockman wants to "reprivatize" credit markets...
...A Chicago woman who shot herself in the abdomen to end her six-month pregnancy was charged with performing an illegal abortion...
...What Side Is He On...
...Speaking of Literacy Laubach Literacy International of Syracuse, New York, announcing the appointment of Barbara Bush, wife of the Vice President, as sponsor of its literacy efforts, quoted her as saying, "I will target myself at this program...
...Primate Pregnancy Dr...
...Morticians meeting recently in Boston reported that pastel colors now dominate the casket market...
...It is more of a deterrent to cut off a finger than just to kill him," he explained...
...Blue is used traditionally because it is the favorite color of women," said Edward Keohane, president of the Massachusetts Funeral Directors Association...
...Good Grief, It's Heliotrope...
...Secretary of State Alexander Haig claims (according to The Wall Street Journal) that he is "in gee" with officials at the Pentagon...
...Fortunately, he says, only a tiny percentage of his patients have engaged in the practice, and the number is dwindling...
...Business Is Business The U.S...
...Good to the Last Millirem After radioactive water was found in the coffee at the Donald C. Cook nuclear plant in Bridgman, Michigan, a public affairs official told reporters, "They do not normally make coffee from this water, but yesterday one of the employes felt perhaps demin-eralized water makes better coffee than tap water...
...They, in turn, are worried about a missile-vulnerability graph they call "the strategic bathtub...
...Representative Jack F. Kemp, New York Republican, explaining why he won't run for Governor: "The battle for Western civilization is going on in Washington, and that's where I'm needed...
...Is the NRA Pro-Choice...
...Henry Lyons, a psychiatrist who counsels students at the University of Florida, says premarital sex is a sign of mental illness and usually leads to suicide, drug and alcohol abuse, or promiscuity...
...That's how it got utilized...
...Stephen Seager of the National Institutes of Health says current research into "embryo transfer" suggests that if gorillas or chimpanzees are ever on the brink of extinction, it may be possible to save the species by implanting an ape embryo in a woman's uterus...
...Wages of Sin Dr...
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Vol. 46 • January 1982 • No. 1