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NO COMMENT All the Comforts of Home Marc Leeds, vice president of the American Pet Motel in the Chicago suburbs, says the clientele of 10,000 animal boarders a year includes "a cat who drinks...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...So'sYer Old Man Marvin Miller, executive director of the Major League Baseball Players Association, responding to charges that 90 per cent of all major league players have used cocaine: "It is an outrageous statement and it has no basis...
...He urged the industry to follow the French example and "avoid public discussion [of safety issues] as much as possible...
...NO COMMENT All the Comforts of Home Marc Leeds, vice president of the American Pet Motel in the Chicago suburbs, says the clientele of 10,000 animal boarders a year includes "a cat who drinks chocolate milk and a chihuahua who gets a bowl of Pepsi with four ice cubes and has ham and eggs for breakfast and steak for lunch...
...A Sure Thing Robert Smith, vice president for investor relations at Hillenbrand Industries, the nation's largest manufacturer of coffins, says his company's stock is stirring "more than normal interest" among investors who are "looking for something they can count on...
...Leave It All to the Experts Andre Giraud, a French nuclear expert, told a Chicago conference of the American Nuclear Society that the "lack of competence of the average citizen" is to blame for inadequate nuclear progress in the United States...
...Name that Tune Radio spots for a Milwaukee Mercedes-Benz dealership feature a few bars from Aaron Copland's Fanfare for the Common Man...
...Readers are invited to submit "No Comment" items...
...The message emblazoned on the shirt is, "Happiness is Positive Cash Flow...
...Bring Back the Stork Phyllis Schlafly says sex education is "a principal cause of teen-age pregnancy...
...You gotta believe in something these days...
...As you float in the womblike environment, you 'absorb' videotapes of top tennis and golf players demonstrating a single swing 1,000 times...
...An Act of Faith Barry Schwartz, a partner in the Calvin Klein Ltd...
...Looking at the Bright Side From the annual report of Forum Group, Inc., a corporation that once sold auto body parts and now operates hospitals: "Today's pressured life style" and "the breakdown of traditional family values" ensure a continuing rise in drug abuse and emotional problems, so that "we have the opportunity to grow in revenues and earnings beyond the fondest dreams of most managements...
...My Father's House Has Many Mansions The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Philadelphia has announced the sale of sixty-five acres of seminary ground to a developer of luxury housing...
...The Medium (or Small, or Large) Is the Message Boardroom Incentives of New York City advertises "Productivity T-Shirts" in The Wall Street Journal...
...Frontiers of Free Enterprise Business Week reports "the latest in sensory deprivation"— an "isolation tank" in which one floats "in warm, heavily salted water in pitch-blackness and soundproofed silence...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies, indicating name and date of publication...
...You might as well have said that 90 per cent of NBC's executives are stoned all the time...
...0 Captain, My Captain President Reagan's comment to the National Security Council when he decided not to sign the Law of the Sea Treaty, as reported by The Washington Post's Lou Cannon: "We're policed and patrolled on land, and there is so much regulation, that I kind of thought that when you go out on the high seas you can do what you want...
...The latest models have built-in nine-inch color television screens...
...fashion house, discussing his search for an appropriate site for a West Coast boutique: "We're still sold on Beverly Hills...
...Cost: $4,395...
...Many Are Called, Few Are Chosen The National Christian Action Coalition, which compiles a Family Issues Voting Index based on its right-wing reading of the Bible, has given "zero" ratings to Representatives Bob Edgar and William H. Gray III—both Pennsylvania Democrats, both ordained ministers...
Vol. 46 • October 1982 • No. 10
